Recommitted Josh Kelly [re-signed]

[Snake_Baker]

Carlton, north and saints boards all have inside info claims that he's going to there respective clubs

I don't bother looking at the other club boards in regards to this topic.

It would be a waste of time.

 

[stevo75]

Lucky he didn't mention how you treated your veteran players and your coach going to the pies at the end of the season

They can have him

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Take it however you like but Kelly inner sanctum says Kelly at Saints within 3 years. Not likely to be 2018.

So Martin to the Saints and then Kelly in two years time - sounds good

 

[SunsBhoy]

He is going to Gold Coast.

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[Colonial]

Now where talking


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He wants to work on a tan and Suns have the Gablett money.

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[HBF]

Carlton, north and saints boards all have inside info claims that he's going to there respective clubs

Sounds about right.
People are simply going to have to wait until the end of the year before we know his decision.

 

[Nuggs Bunny]

Ive heard this too.

And in 5 years he will head to the Dockers to be reunited with close chum Cam McCarthy and run a tattoo parlour together.

2 years after this he will take an offer too good to be true to join the Gold Coast Suns and fulfil a lifetime ambition to marry a Meter Maid named Dakota.

Finally (according to family inner sanctum sources), a pair of years after this he will complete his spiritual footy journey and play a farewell year at the Shinboners and lead the team to a creditable 15th finish and immediately announce his retirement.

At 47 he will grow a handlebar moustache then promptly shave it off citing fickleness.

At 63 he will have a minor scratch lottery victory which will be tempered by persistent gout... the price paid for a penchant for King Prawns and rich desserts.

At 80 he will learn that one of his grand offspring has fled to Nepal to become a sherpa and have an epiphany realising a deep hatred of the colour green.

At 90 his family informant suggests he will lose his life after giving in to amorous feelings for a nursing home occupant named Ethel...Kelly will pass after experiencing a massive cardiac event after ingesting 8 cialis male performance enhancing tablets to consummate his feelings for his stoic yet deviant minded mauve haired desire.

Now sit back and watch this all unravel.

PS...you did not hear this from me.

What happens to Dakota?

 

[Andre the Giant]

What happens to Dakota?

I've just got off the blower to Kelly's uncle Ernie.

He said after a whirlwind romance and 6 children between Josh and Dakota he sadly discovers she was not indeed a Meter Maid and in actual fact was an upholsterer masquerading as a community serving parking reliever.

Upon finding out this news Josh instantly files to have their registered marriage annulled on the premise their union was based on false pretences.

The dishonerable judge Pat O'Shane is dragged out of rehab to preside over the matter and finds that Dakota did indeed misappropriate to Kelly her status as a Meter Maid which was the foundation of their courtship.

O'Shane annuls the marriage and orders Dakota to serve as Kelly's butler for the remainder of her natural life, citing an episode of Seinfeld as precedent.

Dakota takes up this role in one of Kelly's Toorak mansion's and serves him faithfully for 28 years before tragically dying of Ross River Fever following a mosquito bite whilst on a rare staff holiday to visit family in Far North QLD.

Hope this is now clarified as well as the fact he will go to St Kilda, not in 2018, but within the next 3 years. Cheers

 

[dlanod]

Mod note: it's pretty sad to sook about threads on other boards on here because you're not man enough to do it on those threads.

 

[Colonial]

Mod note: it's pretty sad to sook about threads on other boards on here because you're not man enough to do it on those threads.

Eh?

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[dlanod]

Eh?

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1. Bad posts get deleted.
2. Mod posts vague warning to everyone because he's seen an uptick in the behaviour recently.
3. Poster feels guilty and thinks it's specifically aimed at him?

 

[Colonial]

1. Bad posts get deleted.
2. Mod posts vague warning to everyone because he's seen an uptick in the behaviour recently.
3. Poster feels guilty and thinks it's specifically aimed at him?

Am not......

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[Taylor]

Passive aggressive = best kind of aggressive

 

[The_Steadier]

1. Bad posts get deleted.
2. Mod posts vague warning to everyone because he's seen an uptick in the behaviour recently.
3. Poster feels guilty and thinks it's specifically aimed at him?

Give the guy a break.
He's just upset that josh kelly has signed with the saints.

 

[jackenny]

Gas Lyon reckons GWS are keen on Puopolo. Future 1st and Poppy for JK?

No way. Puopolo is 30 years old, right? Suffering injury woes and poor form all year?

GWS already has Brett Deledio for two more years.

The only players I would consider from the Hawks are either Breust (26), Rioli (28), or Sicily (22) in that order + a first round pick for Josh Kelly. I'd prefer Breust. He used to be an A-grade small forward (with a perfect blend of defensive work and high goal scoring) before Clarkson started using him as a B-grade utility to fill in holes in the Hawk's midfield.

 

[Snookers]

Got any plans before the cats game this week?

Cmon snook, get this thread back on track with some rock solid kelly info wont ya?

Hahahahaha I can throw some darts and hope they stick?

Kelly wants out because he has been dropped to the bench for this week, and has had a falling out with the coach? He also apparently made the Café at the West Connex Centre only sell Dare Iced Coffee.

Read in to that what you will.

 

[The_Steadier]

Hahahahaha I can throw some darts and hope they stick?

Kelly wants out because he has been dropped to the bench for this week, and has had a falling out with the coach? He also apparently made the Café at the West Connex Centre only sell Dare Iced Coffee.

Read in to that what you will.

Now we're talking.

Are there any girls schools or dwarf-friendly fire stations near the west connex centre?

 

[Snookers]

Now we're talking.

Are there any girls schools or dwarf-friendly fire stations near the west connex centre?

Penrith has a museum of fire, but it is open to people of all heights, not exclusive for dwarves.

And yeah, there are a couple of good private girls schools actually.

Meriden, Santa Sabina, PLC Croydon, MLC Burwood...(MLC Burwood are definitely of the Kim Duthie mould - well the ones I used to hang around with in the 90's anyway...)

 

[Rockford]

With North in the frame for the spoon now what does that mean for any potential Kelly to North trade?

 

[Donkey Chop]

With North in the frame for the spoon now what does that mean for any potential Kelly to North trade?

Means he can walk to the pre season draft and go to North at pick 1 in the PSD.

 

[Snake_Baker]

With North in the frame for the spoon now what does that mean for any potential Kelly to North trade?

Pick 1 to GWS

 

[cannot]

get the feeling he going to tigerland

 

[Rockford]

Pick 1 to GWS

That's what I thought could happen. Any GWS supporters comment? I don't know the scenario that well but if North are in the box seat does pick 1 become a good trade for an out of contract Kelly?

 

[cannot]

That's what I thought could happen. Any GWS supporters comment? I don't know the scenario that well but if North are in the box seat does pick 1 become a good trade for an out of contract Kelly?

richmonds two first rounders, that might work if hes contracted

 

[Taylor]

I hope that north just use pick 1 in the national draft to pick Kelly, not giving it to GWS, just burn the pick.