Rumour JUH

[OzeSparky]

Hasnt been at the football club for ten days.

His cars have been stolen. What do you expect? Him to ride one of Wayne Careys Toilet triumphs in?

 

[DamoESP]

Anyone follow media cowboys on insta? His story showing JUH

Nick Riewoldt has the chance to do something very funny here

 

[Rod Stroker]

Morris reckons he's gone but that Swans are heavily into him. You'd have to be crazy to take him. Seems more up Vossy's alley.

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Morris reckons he's gone but that Swans are heavily into him. You'd have to be crazy to take him. Seems more up Vossy's alley.

The Swans love a high profile forward

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Morris reckons he's gone but that Swans are heavily into him. You'd have to be crazy to take him. Seems more up Vossy's alley.

He would love the Cross - would fit the plastic gang banger aesthetic.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Morris reckons he's gone but that Swans are heavily into him. You'd have to be crazy to take him. Seems more up Vossy's alley.

I dont see it myself. Dean Cox is too much of a hard ass to want a guy like JUH. He is very much a believer in distance covered and JUH isnt that guy.

I can see Sydney more into Kyle Langford then a JUH type

 

[WOFTAMWarrior]

There is currently a use for “stolen vehicles” in Sydney at the moment so I could see the attraction for him.

 

[StillAtLarge]

Perhaps if JUH gets away from his dickhead mates and goes somewhere where people don't give a shit about his footballing abilities it'll prompt a change of lifestyle.
NSW and QLD are really the only states that can provide this, I definitely wouldn't rule out Brisbane as they have a strong culture and would back themselves to keep him focussed.

 

[Bont the Lord]

He would love the Cross - would fit the plastic gang banger aesthetic.

Bit rich coming from a Carlton supporter. Full of Mafia cowards.

 

[Lockyer24]

Interesting timing telling the world on social media his car was flogged

 

[Rod Stroker]

The Swans love a high profile forward

Sure, but all the ones they've taken at least had some runs on the board first...Lockett, Hall, Franklin. JUH has done **** all!

 

[Blue Red and Gold]

Sure, but all the ones they've taken at least had some runs on the board first...Lockett, Hall, Franklin. JUH has done **** all!

Agree, but you would get JUH for a half eaten snickers bar compared to the others.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Agree, but you would get JUH for a half eaten snickers bar compared to the others.

Sure, but it wouldn't be worth all the distractions, negative press, wasted club resources, etc. Swans would be nuts to do it.

 

[WOFTAMWarrior]

He would love the Cross - would fit the plastic gang banger aesthetic.

The Cross is a shadow of its former self and lost its identity along with Oxford Street and the CBD when the lockout laws and associated licensing came into fruition.

 

[FlowersByIrene]

The Cross is a shadow of its former self and lost its identity along with Oxford Street and the CBD when the lockout laws and associated licensing came into fruition.

Yeah I'm aware, but that makes it all the more relevant to a surface level guy like JUH. He'd rock up into Sydney head straight to the Cross (lame as it is now) and say "this is siiiuck, feel like i'm in underbelly".

 

[Bont the Lord]

Yeah I'm aware, but that makes it all the more relevant to a surface level guy like JUH. He'd rock up into Sydney head straight to the Cross (lame as it is now) and say "this is siiiuck, feel like i'm in underbelly".

Weren't they all Carlton fans and all dead?

 

[gambinotosserflog]

The Cross is a shadow of its former self and lost its identity along with Oxford Street and the CBD when the lockout laws and associated licensing came into fruition.

correct. I lived adjacent to the Cross ~10 years ago. From that point on its been a sad decline. Newtown might be his go now, or Bondi. Who knows.

 

[bobs head soup]

Sure, but all the ones they've taken at least had some runs on the board first...Lockett, Hall, Franklin. JUH has done **** all!

When Hall went to Sydney, he'd kicked 144 goals in 6 seasons (best season 44). JUH has 103 goals in 4 seasons (best season 43). Not so different.

 

[Anja_Nees]

When Hall went to Sydney, he'd kicked 144 goals in 6 seasons (best season 44). JUH has 103 goals in 4 seasons (best season 43). Not so different.

There’s no doubt if he gets it together he’s a Coleman contender. Had as many shots at goal as Hogan last year and was just inaccurate.

 

[gambinotosserflog]

With his lord high majesty Marcus Bontempelli

4

Marcus Bontempelli

Age

30

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

22.5

5star

K

12.3

5star

HB

10.3

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

4.8

5star

CL

4.4

5star

D

18.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

8.8

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

4.1

5star

CL

4.0

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

5.8

3star

HB

6.2

4star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.8

5star

CL

1.8

4star

the magnificent final re-signing, does this officially spell the death knell for JUH at the Dogs?

 

[Beerfish]

If he doesn't want to play footy he can just come to Essendon and be injured all year.

 

[matthew_s]

If he doesn't want to play footy he can just come to Essendon and be injured all year.

Or west coast. Havent played a game since 2018.

 

[HBFlanker]

Heard he had a meeting set up with another Victorian club and didn't rock up.

Don't think he will be in the AFL next year.

 

[Saint12]

If he doesn't want to play footy he can just come to Essendon and be injured all year.

Saints are good at handing out long term contracts and one doesn't have to play....Hannebury, Crouch, King and Hill (just plain cr$p)

 

[FlowersByIrene]

Saints are good at handing out long term contracts and one doesn't have to play....Hannebury, Crouch, King and Hill (just plain cr$p)

Just give your entire salary cap to NWM, god he's good.