Racing June Daily Punt- The best part about Queensland Racing is not betting on Queensland Racing

[juice t]

you really havent seen the Slap in action. he has melted over the stupidest things
for example, he takes 1st 4s were he might take 2 horses to win. 4 different horses to run 2nd, a random collection of numbers to run 3rd and another set of random numbers to come 4th (for 1 percent mind you). In one case he went off because he had a horse run 2nd which cost him the First four. He slapped his hand on his side, started swearing in Greek for what seemed an eternity, then came out with the classic line " i thought it would run 1st or 3rd and the bastard ran 2nd". It really is entertaining!

The humans of the TAB

 

[balmainforever]

you really havent seen the Slap in action. he has melted over the stupidest things
for example, he takes 1st 4s were he might take 2 horses to win. 4 different horses to run 2nd, a random collection of numbers to run 3rd and another set of random numbers to come 4th (for 1 percent mind you). In one case he went off because he had a horse run 2nd which cost him the First four. He slapped his hand on his side, started swearing in Greek for what seemed an eternity, then came out with the classic line " i thought it would run 1st or 3rd and the bastard ran 2nd". It really is entertaining!

The problem is that these sort of punters are everywhere. Seen them when I was working in Corio. That was an educating experience.

 

[AvantGardener]

Winx Stakes August 17 first Group 1 of the new season

 

[bigpapagman]

Winx Stakes August 17 first Group 1 of the new season

Ahh, that's right.

 

[banana_bus]

Netherlands... s**t country s**t horse.

 

[anabac]

Netherlands... **** country **** horse.

I noticed Lads had it as their $2.50 special bet of the day - that always sets off alarm bells for me...

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Netherlands... **** country **** horse.

The Ladbrokes hour of power strikes again

 

[iluvparis]

The Ladbrokes hour of power strikes again

Speaking of - props to the MRC for how much time and effort went into naming the races on the card at Sandown on Saturday

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Speaking of - props to the MRC for how much time and effort went into naming the races on the card at Sandown on Saturday

Sandown can be quite chilly so hopefully the promo girls rug up properly

<insert image of sammi marsh and daniella allfree>

 

[banana_bus]

400k purchase Spilia running dead last at Sale on a Wednesday... beaten fave last 3 starts

 

[Slipps]

On Price and Kent in the next !!

 

[Slipps]

Meh

 

[banana_bus]

Mark Du Plessis going about as well as his brother over in England atm. Epic butcher job on Red Chase.

 

[FallingLiefs]

Worth Square. Bizarre Horse, traded $1.01 last start and take out the winner there would have done so again and still missed a place.

 

[banana_bus]

Worth Square. Bizarre Horse, traded $1.01 last start and take out the winner there would have done so again and still missed a place.

Looked the winner for about 3 seconds there until it decided it was done sprinting.

 

[Hu$tler]

Tiny bit off topic lads but last night i got an exacta at Kinsley dogs (yes i was blue drunk) with $5 winner and $19 place on STAB and I had 300% so was excited....till it paid like $3....??

How is this possible?

 

[iluvparis]

Tiny bit off topic lads but last night i got an exacta at Kinsley dogs (yes i was blue drunk) with $5 winner and $19 place on STAB and I had 300% so was excited....till it paid like $3....??

How is this possible?

Look at the pool sizes

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Tiny bit off topic lads but last night i got an exacta at Kinsley dogs (yes i was blue drunk) with $5 winner and $19 place on STAB and I had 300% so was excited....till it paid like $3....??

How is this possible?

Most likely you had the only ticket in the pool

 

[Hu$tler]

Heard that line before but it's still a joke, $19 place and $3 in pool for exacta bets hmm righto

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Wait until you back something which jumps at $1.9 but comes into $1.04 when it wins.

 

[Hu$tler]

Wait until you back something which jumps at $1.9 but comes into $1.04 when it wins.

Yeh it's like a stock market that drops when they see the underdog jumped to a 4 length lead lol

 

[iluvparis]

Heard that line before but it's still a joke, $19 place and $3 in pool for exacta bets hmm righto

I just found a race there last night where the S-TAB exacta pool was $4

 

[Hu$tler]

I just found a race there last night where the S-TAB exacta pool was $4

I find that very hard to believe.

 

[juice t]

Grub Watch

Ben Smith cops 4 1/2 years

 

[FallingLiefs]

Grub Watch

Ben Smith cops 4 1/2 years

jail or....?