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SquishyKitty said:


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Oh Kitty! crying again.. :cry: JC in da Cross..?
 
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."

Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
 
Teriyakicat said:
Lol- how'd you be, seeing someone like that walking down the street in front of you, singing? :D
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Literally on the ground!

winty another rib cracking set of vids, thanks!
 
Teriyakicat said:
another of my favourite scenes from Monty Python's The Life of Brian ;)
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Totally love Brian's Mum, had her voice answering my phone & asking for messages.. 1 of my favs is when she tells Brian that his Dad was a Roman - Brian: You mean you were r*ped..?!? Mum: Aww at first..
 

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Shai said:
Totally love Brian's Mum, had her voice answering my phone & asking for messages.. 1 of my favs is when she tells Brian that his Dad was a Roman - Brian: You mean you were r*ped..?!? Mum: Aww at first..
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Hahaha!
I posted the Biggus Dickus clip in chit chat a while ago. Might get around to putting more LoB up here later. It's an old favourite :)
 
Teriyakicat said:
had to lol at the human dummies. He says to the bloke 'keep your chin up' but says to the girl 'keep your chins up' :D It was hard to tell if she was offended because was wearing the mask :D
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Haha, never noticed that before. Well spotted. :thumbsu:

I've been trying to find my favourite ever Strassman quote, but it's not on Youtube anywhere (they only have the contents of his first 3 DVDs, and the bit I'm looking for is on his 4th. Luckily I've remembered most of it word for word. :)

It's a part with Grandpa Fred, and Strassman asks him about his sex life, and Fred starts talking about condoms. "It takes me so long to get the packet open that once I get into it I've forgotten what it's for. Oh look, a biscuit! Five hours later and I'm still chewing the bloody thing! Then the next day I farted a balloon!" :D

Teriyakicat said:
Where the heck was Hu Flungdung?
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Probably writing his best selling book "Spots on the wall". ;)
 
winty said:
Haha, never noticed that before. Well spotted. :thumbsu:

I've been trying to find my favourite ever Strassman quote, but it's not on Youtube anywhere (they only have the contents of his first 3 DVDs, and the bit I'm looking for is on his 4th. Luckily I've remembered most of it word for word. :)

It's a part with Grandpa Fred, and Strassman asks him about his sex life, and Fred starts talking about condoms. "It takes me so long to get the packet open that once I get into it I've forgotten what it's for. Oh look, a biscuit! Five hours later and I'm still chewing the bloody thing! Then the next day I farted a balloon!" :D



Probably writing his best selling book "Spots on the wall". ;)
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ewww!!!

Good quote, winty- funny how some things stick in our mind, isn't it?

Your quote reminded me of this:

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hahaha!!! I love it, winty!! :D

"From the age of n-n-n-n-n-n-n-thirteen"... lol

I had a Uni supervisor who had a bit of a stutter- r-r-r-r-r- and n-n-n-n-n-n were two of his worst problems. I was working on a gold project and one day he said something to me about a nickel orebody and started to stutter.... n-n-n-n-n-n-n- and I thought he was trying to say 'nickel' so I thought I'd be helpful... "nickel?" I asked. "Gold!" he said :p No wonder the word "nickel" wouldn't come out!!! lol
 

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