LetmeCsum1963
Draftee
You guys are crap. You get low crowds, have hardly any supporters (always outnumbered, even in home matches agains interstate sides), have no tradition (shredding you old name to become just a mascot), are up yourself, only won those two flags because you played crap teams in the GF (Sydney and Carlton - if Essendon got through you know you would of been thrashed both times in 1996 and 1999), get an easy run in the finals no matter where you finish (always at the 'G', mostly under lights, like the time you finished 7th and Geelong 2nd in 1997 and YOU got the home final), you have the two biggest arseholes in the game playing for you (Wayne Carey brings all the criticism on himself due to his arrogance... I am not even going to start on Leigh Coldbutt), and everyone thinks (and wants) you to relocate to Sydney. Piss off North, or kangaroos, or north sydney... whatever you call yourself.