Kangas hit jackpot!

[The Grim Reaper]

NEWSFLASH

Kangas make $4.95 profit at chocolate crackle sale.

Greg Miller CEO for the embattled Roos said at a press conference today that the club was delighted with the results of the sale and that the profits from the sale would be applied to paying past player wages.

Noel Teasdale has presented his 1965 payslips and said he is still owed 20 pounds plus a Del Monti suit promised him by Ron Joseph if he got top three in the Brownlow.

Bernie McCarthy was promised a spare tyre for his EH Holden. Still waiting.

Ian Farley is still waiting on the pump promised for his postman's bike.

When reminded of the outstanding debts due to these players Miller said they would all have to learn to be patient but that they would be paid in good time.

Many more choclate crackle sales were being planned as he spoke, and he said further that the club was trying to set up a chocolate crackle network around Australia so as to set up a new cash stream for the club.

In ending the press conference, Miller pleaded with all Roo supporters to get behind the club and buy their chocolate crackles now before the team was confined to the halls of mothers club fete legend.

 

[The invisible mullet]

Wow Grimmy you are a hurt little fellow aren't you? Who did it to you? Who made you feel so much anger and spite? I hope you get past it mate. It's quite sad to witness.

 

[The Grim Reaper]

Mully

Now, dont tell me you are not a chocolate crackle man/woman?

 

[Asgardian]

Trying to figure this out ............
a cheap shot?
kicking the bastards when they are down?
constructive commentary?
Come on Grim Reaper, tell us all what is on your agenda, and who has got your goat!

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Chris

(Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus)

 

[The Grim Reaper]

So we'll put you down for a box of six Assy?

 

[The invisible mullet]

The Grim Reaper is destined to remain a Bigfooty "Junior" Member. It's quite possible he has no agenda other than bagging the Roos in repetitive posts characterised by some strange character defect(might be a media job in that). I'd be surprised if he followed any team - it'd be hard to spare any energy from his preoccupation with the demise of other clubs.

 

[Jethro Q Walrustitty]

Why do they go to the trouble of making chocolate crackles with Rice Bubbles and cocoa? Why not cut out the middle man and make 'em with Coco Pops?

 

[Fred]

Interesting call on Jon Faine's ABC radio show this morning. The caller said that Roos had not paid rent on the town hall (Brunswick?) for a long time and had requested council to pay for the refurbishment. Don't know what councils attitude was.

 

[choppyhard]

Gwim Weaper,you should learn from your parents' mistakes - get sterilised now!

 

[Sarah]

"If I have used obsceneties I apologise, but really, I have actually reported the facts as I have heard them from reliable sources.... In the industry I work in, it is very hard to keep these sorts of things secret."

Keeping in mind your previous post above, are we to understand that your latest contribution is another serious expose derived from information gathered from 'industry sources'? Am very curious to learn which industry you are actually involved in!!!

Don't mind people shit-stirring opposition supporters - it's part of our footy culture. But you, Master Gwim, are only intent on North bashing. You've posted nothing (zero, nil, zilch) other than tish about North. Fine if you're upfront about it but you can't then you make your previous claim, can you? How will we then 'learn to take you seriously'???

One more thing, I note you claim to be from Essendon - hope like hell this doesn't mean you are an Essendon supporter!!!

 

[The Grim Reaper]

sares

This post is a bit of satire..if you are unable to recognise that. Where is the obscenity. Do you think I posted it as fact?
Lighten up girly.

As for reporting the facts, I was referring to what I had said in the thread where you lifted my quote. There is no obscenity there either.

As for bashing North, like you say, thats the culture. If I choose to do so, thats my right.

I withdraw my conditional apology as there is nothing obscene or rude in what I have written. The only exception was in the post started by Puss Mike and that was in response to his personal attack.

I think in respect of this post however, you should pull out and have a look at some old Monty Python videos to understand what satire is.

 

[The invisible mullet]

You wouldn't recognise a satyr if one bit you on the bum.

 

[The Grim Reaper]

Hey Gullet

Have a look at Bombertalk.

They seem to have recognised it there and quite enjoyed it.

Of course we fell sorry for a team which takes its daily takings to the bank in tin money boxes. But you have to put that chocolate crackle money somewhere I suppose.

 

[Sarah]

Reaps, I wasn't implying you used obscene language... I was just clearing whether this was another of your great scoops - another 'expose'.

It was an attempt at satire, you said??? I've seen the Monty video's - wonderful satirical pieces. Problem is there's no connection between them and your posts. Zilch.

Your posts aren't even humorous. Just tiresome...and more than a little obsessive.

 

[windyhill]

With that profit , would they be calling in Armaguard ?

 

[Mudholian]

Originally posted by Sarah:
Reaps, I wasn't implying you used obscene language... I was just clearing whether this was another of your great scoops - another 'expose'.

It was an attempt at satire, you said??? I've seen the Monty video's - wonderful satirical pieces. Problem is there's no connection between them and your posts. Zilch.

Your posts aren't even humorous. Just tiresome...and more than a little obsessive.

Your understated, calm and dismissive dismissal of the rim raper or whatever shows a bit of class. Time you registered?
Mud

 

[Rooboy 96]

Good call Mud... Sarah join the party...

 

[The Grim Reaper]

Yes by all means register, so instead of being an unregistered anonymous poster you can be a registered anonymous poster.

oh, and by registering you can have a bit of a wank about how many posts you've made too.

 

[The invisible mullet]

This is hilarious - Gwimmy is miffed. I'm sure someone appreciates your humour somewhere pal.

 

[The Grim Reaper]

Hey stunned mullet

Where does it appear I am miffed? I think miffing is in th eye of the beholder, and from where I sit, you Sawah and Rooboy ( whom I understand to be the only people plus 1 dog who turned up to Norf's AGM) are the only one's who are miffed.

Of course, the truth can make you feel that way! That and a lack of a sense of humour.

Mate you may be invisible, but you certainly smell form a long way off

 

[The invisible mullet]

Oh we are a bit touchy aren't we Dim Groper. It will be okay you know. Someday you'll find love and happiness in this world and, dare I say it, you might also find someone who appreciates your rich potential for humour.

 

[The Grim Reaper]

Mully, does this mean you're in love? If so I think you should be looking at Pussy Mike. he is more that way inclined.

Come on man, something with a bit more voom...you choked me up with that post....like WCE since 94

 

[Sarah]

Wrong again, Reaps, am not miffed at all - just bored! You do tend to repeat yourself ad nauseam (words may differ but the 'thrust' is invariably same).

Also I didn't attend the North GM (have stated previously I am not a North supporter). My partner is, though, and he indicated over 200 people attended - not three people and a dog as you suggested. Seems your industry sources are letting you down. Or were you being satirical? Or humourours? Or were you just being nasty cos you were miffed?

To Rooboy & I/Mullett (and Grimmy), thanks but am not ready to commit just yet. Might consider it after my footy team wins their first game!

 

[Grendel]

I reckon I know who has Floss's bike pump. Be that Bluebagger postie Des English.....

 

[Daft Ne]

Just thought I would bring this to the top which is the opposite way to where the pauperoos are headed financially.