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Kent: "Kent Brockman here. I am meeting with the Coach of the Giants, Kevin Sheedy."
Kent: "Because i am the peoples news reporter, I Kent Brockman, have taken it upon myself to take the plunge into the depths of hell to meet with Kevin."
Kent: "I have been walking for what feels like days on this highway in hell, i feel uneasy. Oh here we are, house number... 666"
Kent: "Well here we are."
*Knock, Knock*
Kent: "ARGHH...."
She then proceeded to introduce herself as Mrs. Sheedy.
Kent: "Oh sorry, Mrs. Sheedy. Is Kevin home?"
She replied in a deep husky voice.
Mrs. Sheedy: "Yes. KEVIN YOU HAVE COMPANY."
I waited for a few moments then the man himself walked around the corner.
Kevin: "Ah Kent, you have kept me waiting."
After seeing Kevins true form I was packing fudge.
Kent: "Sorry Kevin. Shall we get straight into the interview then?"
Kevin: "Yes hurry i am a very busy man."
Kent: "Umm... Yes ok."
Kent: "Ok. So Kevin, I have heard you have been very busy out recruiting?"
He sat there pondering the question.
Kevin: "Well we have been busy building up my underworld ar..."
He paused.
Kevin: "Oh yeah, my football team. We have picked up a few very handy players. They had to sign in blood and now when they have children they belong to me in 15-20 years time. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA."
Kent: "Ok Kevin. Now what do you say about rumours you have signed Chad Cornes to the GWS list?"
Kevin: "Now that is not true, I have never approached Chad or have i ever spoke to him."
Kent: "Well thats funny Kevin because we just so happen to have a photo of you with Chad and he is signing the contract."
Kevin: "How did you get a hold of that? This interview is over. Get out of my house before i unleash unholy hell upon you."
Needless to say me and the camera crew left quickly and never looked back. Im Kent Brockman and that was Kevin Sheedy.
