Kent Brockman - Interview with the GWS.

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Kent: "Kent Brockman here. I am meeting with the Coach of the Giants, Kevin Sheedy."

Kent: "Because i am the peoples news reporter, I Kent Brockman, have taken it upon myself to take the plunge into the depths of hell to meet with Kevin."



Kent: "I have been walking for what feels like days on this highway in hell, i feel uneasy. Oh here we are, house number... 666"

Kent: "Well here we are."



*Knock, Knock*

Kent: "ARGHH...."



She then proceeded to introduce herself as Mrs. Sheedy.

Kent: "Oh sorry, Mrs. Sheedy. Is Kevin home?"

She replied in a deep husky voice.
Mrs. Sheedy: "Yes. KEVIN YOU HAVE COMPANY."

I waited for a few moments then the man himself walked around the corner.



Kevin: "Ah Kent, you have kept me waiting."

After seeing Kevins true form I was packing fudge.

Kent: "Sorry Kevin. Shall we get straight into the interview then?"

Kevin: "Yes hurry i am a very busy man."

Kent: "Umm... Yes ok."



Kent: "Ok. So Kevin, I have heard you have been very busy out recruiting?"

He sat there pondering the question.



Kevin: "Well we have been busy building up my underworld ar..."

He paused.

Kevin: "Oh yeah, my football team. We have picked up a few very handy players. They had to sign in blood and now when they have children they belong to me in 15-20 years time. MUWAHAHAHAHAHA."



Kent: "Ok Kevin. Now what do you say about rumours you have signed Chad Cornes to the GWS list?"

Kevin: "Now that is not true, I have never approached Chad or have i ever spoke to him."

Kent: "Well thats funny Kevin because we just so happen to have a photo of you with Chad and he is signing the contract."



Kevin: "How did you get a hold of that? This interview is over. Get out of my house before i unleash unholy hell upon you."

Needless to say me and the camera crew left quickly and never looked back. Im Kent Brockman and that was Kevin Sheedy.
 

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