Roast Kevin Bartlett

[darren forssman]

the most ubiquitous media figure in the game now is a heart-on-sleeve Geelong fan.

romping wins?

 

[thejester]

I am (happily) isolated from the footy media over here. Who would you be referring to there? Not Billy, I hope...

Gerard Whateley.

 

[iameviljez]

The only good thing about KB is Breanna

 

[Catman]

I take his anti-Geelong stuff with a grain of salt. It's his unabashed support of everything AFL that does my head in. Yes, he's practically on every committee known to man but an unbiased view wouldn't hurt now and again.

 

[thegerman]

Especially of the MRP Catman!

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

The only good thing about KB is Breanna

I wonder if he's seen the 'fornicating with your sister/aunt/daughter' thread on the SRP board?

 

[Vdubs]

Mark Fine.
SEN.
He is the only media guy worth listening to on that station, apart from Moons.

 

[AM]

I take his anti-Geelong stuff with a grain of salt. It's his unabashed support of everything AFL that does my head in. Yes, he's practically on every committee known to man but an unbiased view wouldn't hurt now and again.

Kevie suffers from relevance deprivation so every now and again he has to say something dumb controversial to get his name in the headlines.

 

[Siamese Cat]

The only good thing about KB is Breanna

How in the name of all that is decent?
That's just wrong.
Fair play to him, but sheesh.

 

[proboy]

How in the name of all that is decent?
That's just wrong.
Fair play to him, but sheesh.

You know its his daughter?
Or is this a joke?
If it is KUDOS to you

 

[footscore]

You know its his daughter?

don't think good old Kev will mind
god bless his heart

 

[Siamese Cat]

You know its his daughter?
Or is this a joke?
If it is KUDOS to you

Actually, I didn't. Thanks for setting me straight. I never knew KB had such good genes, because he always looked like Skeletor even when he was a young bloke.

 

[Nankervis brothers]

I admit I have never listened to SEN, but from what I can make out it sounds a bit like pro-wrestling - the whole thing is a pre-organised performance. Certain footy experts/commentators play the role of 'bad guy' in relation to a handful of clubs, while others play the role of 'good guy' or defender of certain clubs. Commentators A and B go into the studio and dedicate a segment to flaming a club or player over the issue of the day. Commentators C and D go into the next segment flaming the previous commentators position. It is show biz. Probably not particularly entertaining show biz, but show biz nonetheless. It is possible Bartlett really hates Geelong, but i'd say trolling Geelong is just a role he fulfils for the station. Yet people continue to feed the troll.

 

[Mat the Cat]

I have no respect for KB, because he is a Geelong-hating piece of s....! He always mocks Geelong when Neil Balme is on (mind you, Balme doesn't help matters by his wishy-washy answers).

You have to rememeber Balme and KB are premiership teammates so I think they like to take the p*ss out of each other. He trolls Carlton alot more than Geelong.

I know it can be annoying sometimes, but just take it with a grain of salt and just some light hearted fun.

 

[_Me_]

You have to rememeber Balme and KB are premiership teammates so I think they like to take the p*ss out of each other. He trolls Carlton alot more than Geelong.

I know it can be annoying sometimes, but just take it with a grain of salt and just some light hearted fun.

the old fart tipped freo

woohoo -we are home

 

[Mat the Cat]

the old fart tipped freo

woohoo -we are home

Yep, and David King thinks Freo is the team most likely to cause an upset this week so we are definitely home!

 

[Geelong_Sicko]

Oh, it'll be a killer diller! Or a killa dilla!

 

[supahoops]

Just a good old-fashioned shit-stirrer. His take today talking up travis Cloke would've had pies supporters hardening up, only to say it would be good for him to leave on a good note

 

[BotsMaster]

Yep, and David King thinks Freo is the team most likely to cause an upset this week so we are definitely home!

Why does he hate us?

 

[Last Line Hero]

Worse than Goebbels.

 

[Goose19]

I take his anti-Geelong stuff with a grain of salt. It's his unabashed support of everything AFL that does my head in. Yes, he's practically on every committee known to man but an unbiased view wouldn't hurt now and again.

This.

The rules committee and him should leave the game alone instead of tinkering with it every bloody year.

 

[HerveyBayTiger]

the old fart tipped freo

woohoo -we are home

HaHa wrong!

 

[_Me_]

HaHa wrong!

Mummy still let you stay up little fella

 

[Dogs Rule]

This morning he gets on SEN and says "Mid-season, I could tell Geelong weren't the side they used to be".

He's constantly saying he tipped this or that months ago, when he didn't, but just hopes listeners can't remember that far back.

 

[fpm84]

Not as bad as Dermott Brereton, who said yesterday that Chapman should retire as he can no longer play well against the good teams. Remind me Dermott, who kicked four goals against the Hawks a few weeks ago and was instrumental in setting up a matchwinning lead?