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Who will be the last couple standing?


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After seeing this episode in full now.
Nasser deserves Sarah and Sarah deserves Nasser.
Telv deserves John's daughter.
Pat needs to not go out with a girl that has traits like his mother.
Pat needs to loosen up and maybe just have a good old fashioned root.
Carly certainly up for it so maybe look there because she will get nothing from Kiwi dude.
Dean and botox woman deserve each other.
 

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Not sure if it was discussed, but surely Troy deliberately didn't tell Ashley about the gluten thing just to see the shitstorm that followed? Had a killer smirk on his face the whole time.
 

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The other acting give away. Even if he was jerking off over Ashley's mum twice a day, he would NEVER hint at an attraction in real life. Not ever. The "oh did I just say what I was thinking" is hilarious.These script writers are totally taking the piss this year.
And the whole commitment ceremony schtick where Troy tries to answer Ashley's questions and the rodent expert shuts him down is totally staged.
 

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dont know why telv would want to stay with someone who looks like an overweight drag queen, especially one who wants his attention all the time, its her way or the highway, time to run

nice to see troy's grandparents get dug up for the lunch

was waiting for Sarah's brothers to ask if she wants them to break a kneecap

Michelle has one huge nose, Dean has probably been there many times

John complaining about the distance, seriously an hour and a half is ideal

Pat's mum thinks its all about her
 

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The whole thing reminds me of an old show called the Joe Schmo show which was a reality show where everyone except one guy was an actor and the 'Joe Schmo' was taunted for weeks by the actors.

Except in MAFS every couple has one actor

Troy, Pat's mum, Dean, Davina, Nasser
 

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Nothing really happened.

Sarah and Telv had a really dumb fight. She's very needy and he just wants an hour a day to go to the gym.

Pat's mum is a rude campaigner

Carly and Justin had some cringy sex therapy.

Nasser is a rude campaigner

John and Mel had a nice lunch

Dean's bestie is a rude campaigner
 

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Nothing really happened.

Sarah and Telv had a really dumb fight. She's very needy and he just wants an hour a day to go to the gym.

Pat's mum is a rude campaigner

Carly and Justin had some cringy sex therapy.

Nasser is a rude campaigner

John and Mel had a nice lunch

Dean's bestie is a rude campaigner
And Mel's champion father asked John if his daughters are on heat.
 

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It took Sarah's true form to show a bit later than say someone like Davina, but yeah you can see why she is still single. I thought she was alright when she was wiling to get a bit dirty when living with Telv eg laying down in the dirt in the bush with the Quokka, but seems she can't handle being alone very long just so he can go to gym.

Carly and Gab are probably the nicest gals there, despite not being particularly attractive. Carly reminds me of Bucky Beaver
 
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