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Who will be the last couple standing?


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Jonesy has to be an Essendon supporter. "The nights really hazy, I don't remember what was said but I know it wasn't bad. Sean, are you tripping bro?"

Sounds a whole lot like "we don't know exactly what the players were given but we know it wasn't banned."

What an absolute cretin. "Can I only have one thing?" when giving the thing he likes least about Cheryl. But he's the only one who is trying, can't believe how hard he plays the victim card. His mockery of Cheryl is the lowest of the low. Just an purebred weasel. Weak as piss. And those Austin Powers fangs piss me off no end.

I've obtained file footage of him in action during a fire. Please note, he wasnt wearing his Lego hair at the time.


Anthony, the pre-eminent expert on gentlemanly behaviour. What a smarmy ****. You have to wonder where his irrational hatred of Cheryl actually stems from. It would appear that growing up without a father, he has modelled his adult male self on 1950's American TV shows.

Jesse, what the hell was that? And the thought that he wants kids with Michelle. Imagine him responsible for a child....

The twins once again shining through with their anti-bullying policies. More concerned with the ambience of dinner, than their flog Wing Defence being held accountable for his shit behaviour.

And the bro code is for the tip. Bogans will be bogans.
 

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Jonesy has to be an Essendon supporter. "The nights really hazy, I don't remember what was said but I know it wasn't bad. Sean, are you tripping bro?"

Sounds a whole lot like "we don't know exactly what the players were given but we know it wasn't banned."

What an absolute cretin. "Can I only have one thing?" when giving the thing he likes least about Cheryl. But he's the only one who is trying, can't believe how hard he plays the victim card. His mockery of Cheryl is the lowest of the low. Just an purebred weasel. Weak as piss. And those Austin Powers fangs piss me off no end.

I've obtained file footage of him in action during a fire. Please note, he wasnt wearing his Lego hair at the time.


Anthony, the pre-eminent expert on gentlemanly behaviour. What a smarmy ****. You have to wonder where his irrational hatred of Cheryl actually stems from. It would appear that growing up without a father, he has modelled his adult male self on 1950's American TV shows.

Jesse, what the hell was that? And the thought that he wants kids with Michelle. Imagine him responsible for a child....

The twins once again shining through with their anti-bullying policies. More concerned with the ambience of dinner, than their flog Wing Defence being held accountable for his shit behaviour.

And the bro code is for the tip. Bogans will be bogans.
About time...waiting all night....ffs
 

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If Sean mentioned Nick talking about looking at Cheryl's boobs, he'd be in the doghouse again with Sharon.
I think ti was more that Andrew just crapped on, seemingly all night about Cheryl. I don't think Sean rasiing specific comments was warranted but Andrew was acting like an absolute prat.
 

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I watched this tonight, what a trainwreck though i found it hard to look away.

Surely this show is scripted, it was weird how Andy went from acting relatively normal to a complete dick mimicking the girl he is dating.
Either that or he can't hold his liquor very well.
was brilliant TV.

Jonesy clearly a ******* but if he legit cannot remember what happened at the boys night he is probably also a problem drinker. Wouldn't surprise me. He seems like the type who thinks everything bad is someone else's fault. I can see why the Twins haven't gone near him romantically. Hes a drop kick.

he was mimicking her because he had no response. Like a child, it was pathetic.

i'm not sure who is more immature, Jesse or Jonesy.
 

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Big Andy is just there to placate Vanessa he'd probably rather be off lifting something heavy above his head or something. He didn't want drama which is fair enough.
Agreed. Not everyone is a gung-ho into immediate confrontation, and that's OK, this wasn't life or death. Ultimately, they all ended up taking action in a manner they best felt appropriate. For some, like Andy and Simon, it looked like it was something they were uncomfortable with and it stewed around in their brain, but wasn't something they felt necessary to jump in the middle of against a bunch of drunk lads*.

*flogs

On Anthony's irrational dislike of Cheryl, I suspect he sees Andrew as the "cool kid" and Cheryl as a competing alpha who has no interest in him.
 

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I think ti was more that Andrew just crapped on, seemingly all night about Cheryl. I don't think Sean rasiing specific comments was warranted but Andrew was acting like an absolute prat.
Probably also worth noting that Sean and Simon were also drinking and despite remembering the mood and theme of the discussion, they mightn't recall specific lines that were used. Any ambiguity or missteps in their recollection could have very well been jumped on and they probably weren't comfortable in sharing the comments if they didn't recall the specific.
 
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