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Way to downplay actual domestic abuse you cretin.

Caught the last couple of episodes, Anthony and Andrew the two main villains, Jessie seems pretty clueless maybe he's just hoping against hope, that Slovakian actor thing he did was agonizing, don't reckon Cheryl is in it for the right reasons either though, in saying that the way Andrew has handled it has been pretty pathetic the guy is 38 and still can't take responsibility for himself lol

Absolute trash T.V but it's kept me entertained the last couple episodes I saw.
Technically he's correct but I get what you mean.
 

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social cues. maybe he just really really wants it to work so he has a wife/partner. I reckon if he walked into the bedroom and say michelle juggling usain bolt and majek daw in each hand he'd shrug his shoulders and eat something.

the pause before speaking maybe because he doesnt know what to say and just wants to be included. i.e. hey everyone...pause (oh shit say something funny)....hawhaw.

I think constant eating is clever editing for one, but on the other hand at dinner if no ones talking to you, what do you do? eat/drink.
When he went to a commitment ceremony and said the relationship was on its way up was cringe worthy. There is just too many times where he hasn't read Michelle at all. I see recently he decided to try and smoke her out (being affectionate) which was about time, so maybe not utterly clueless.

He speaks slowly even when they are just by themselves. Same with eating. He seems to just be constantly eating. Editing maybe but why?
 

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OMG this thread is hilarious, I have had to stifle my laughing. Last night's episode was so good. Jesse's eating is a nervous thing. His mother should of taught him at a young age how to use his knife and fork properly, I cannot stand people who cannot use a knife and fork properly.

I worked with a guy who ate all the time especially when there were social events. Its not uncommon for people to still live with their parents pass the age of whatever. A lady I work with her sons are young adults and they still live at home, albeit one is studying.

It wouldn't surprise me if the twins went to the producers and said, "We know this bloke, he is an great guy and he is single, can he be on the show?" The twins are awful and yes Michelle is stringing Jesse along, plus I don't think Nick and Sharon will last, he will get tired of her ways and the Jonesy friendship.

Also did anyone notice at the commitment ceremony, Susan's flower hairpiece kept changing colour, it was red then it went to blue, very strange.
 

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Also did anyone notice at the commitment ceremony, Susan's flower hairpiece kept changing colour, it was red then it went to blue, very strange.
Maybe it changes colour when she's on heat

Like a Hypercolor t-shirt

Or a baboon's arse
 

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Andy: "I like to avoid conflict."

Pro tip: Don't enlist in a military land force that regularly deploys personnel to armed conflicts.
I think that Andy may feel more uncomfortable in certain settings than in a warzone. There are people like that.

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OMG this thread is hilarious, I have had to stifle my laughing. Last night's episode was so good. Jesse's eating is a nervous thing. His mother should of taught him at a young age how to use his knife and fork properly, I cannot stand people who cannot use a knife and fork properly.

I worked with a guy who ate all the time especially when there were social events. Its not uncommon for people to still live with their parents pass the age of whatever. A lady I work with her sons are young adults and they still live at home, albeit one is studying.

It wouldn't surprise me if the twins went to the producers and said, "We know this bloke, he is an great guy and he is single, can he be on the show?" The twins are awful and yes Michelle is stringing Jesse along, plus I don't think Nick and Sharon will last, he will get tired of her ways and the Jonesy friendship.

Also did anyone notice at the commitment ceremony, Susan's flower hairpiece kept changing colour, it was red then it went to blue, very strange.
how does jesse use fork and knife? i havent picked up on it :(

but now you mentioned it...i have a mate who lived quite the sheltered life, hardly went out, awkward in social interactions with opposite sex people, never swore (isnt a bad thing tho), lived at home till 37, bought first car maybe at 30 but mum still paid for petrol. working as a highly paid person too may i add. he uses fork and knife in opposite hands upon application
 

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how does jesse use fork and knife? i havent picked up on it :(

but now you mentioned it...i have a mate who lived quite the sheltered life, hardly went out, awkward in social interactions with opposite sex people, never swore (isnt a bad thing tho), lived at home till 37, bought first car maybe at 30 but mum still paid for petrol. working as a highly paid person too may i add. he uses fork and knife in opposite hands upon application
Dunno about the knife and fork but he loads a spoon up to bulging and shovels it in his gob.
 
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