Kitchen Horrors

[Borderline]

Was cooking breakfast with the missus at the time and things got a bit frisky, pushed her up on the edge of the bench forgetting about the eggs we were poaching, her arse landed on the handle and flicked a pan full of boiling water up her back. Ended up in hospital with third degree burns.

Safe to say we weren't together for much longer after that...

 

[PastiesPeake]

I once spent 5 hours making a beef stock for my Pho and went to strain it but instead just tipped it down the sink as forgotten to put the pot underneath.

Baha!! I've done that as well. Just a kick in the nuts isnt it?

 

[SwampCreature]

spag bowl.

spag bowl.

 

[SwampCreature]

spag bowl.

 

[SwampCreature]

spag bowl. spag bowl. spag bowl. spag bowl. spag bowl. spag bowl.

 

[Adzam]

Cooking stir fry when I was sick with a cold once. I'm sniffing away and wiping my nose and must of snorted a bit of chilli. Had lots of little cuts up my nose because I had being blowing it all day. Felt like I'd been stabbed in the nose

 

[SwampCreature]

DORDLERS.

 

[HBF]

spag bowl.

Spag bowl..

 

[SwampCreature]

IT'S SPAG BOL, AS IN SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE, YOU COLOSSAL MORON.

 

[SwampCreature]

YOU EVER EAT ANY STEAK PLATE?

 

[SwampCreature]

OR DRINK ANY COKE BOTTLE?

 

[NotAMagpieBogan]

Look what you've done HBF

 

[gaskin]

Went to steam some vegetables without putting any water in the pot underneath. All of a sudden I could smell something burning and couldn't figure out what it was. I went to check the veges and got a massive whiff of smokey vegetables. It wasn't the greatest smell in the world I'll tell you that. Then I stupidly put the hot pot on top of a tea towel and it burned the tea towel.

I've done that twice before and now I check numerous times before I put it on the stove to make sure there is water in the pot.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

HBF you've broken him!

 

[SwampCreature]

I'm broken like someone's dropped their bol of spag bowl.

 

[Catfish Alley]

What's a teat towel?

 

[gaskin]

What's a teat towel?

I meant tea towel.

 

[SwampCreature]

What's a teat towel?

cmon catfish nobody likes it when grammar nazis ruin threads

 

[Catfish Alley]

I meant tea towel.

Thought so. Wife is breastfeeding though so was afraid she was missing out on some sort of fancy towel

 

[Sublime]

I'm broken like someone's dropped their bol of spag bowl.

I noticed that too and got a bit twitchy.

Lucky you were here to say it in a way that no one else possibly could. Made me snort laugh.

 

[Sublime]

Cooking stir fry when I was sick with a cold once. I'm sniffing away and wiping my nose and must of snorted a bit of chilli. Had lots of little cuts up my nose because I had being blowing it all day. Felt like I'd been stabbed in the nose

Similar story except with toilet. Had been cooking with chili and must not have got it completely washed off.

Not particularly pleasant.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

My boss once wanted to warm up a muffin in the microwave but put 30 minutes instead of 30 seconds. Went back to his office and got distracted by things, forgot about the muffin until the fire alarm went off.

 

[raskolnikov]

Cooking stir fry when I was sick with a cold once. I'm sniffing away and wiping my nose and must of snorted a bit of chilli. Had lots of little cuts up my nose because I had being blowing it all day. Felt like I'd been stabbed in the nose

Cutting chillies then rubbing your eyes is never a good idea.

 

[Gough]

Cutting chillies then rubbing your eyes is never a good idea.

I'd always recommend washing your hands before you have a slash if you've been cutting chillies.

 

[Sublime]

I'd always recommend washing your hands before you have a slash if you've been cutting chillies.

Similar story except with toilet. Had been cooking with chili and must not have got it completely washed off.

Not particularly pleasant.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh