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Discussion in 'Konservative Korner' started by Moo, Sep 4, 2014.
One of my favourite posts of the thread.
Very 'Adrian Mole' like, is this post.
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The need to stay aware is ever present. Keep looking.
'Where's Kony Association' ANNUAL GENERAL MEETING
To be held 6:00 PM, 20 October 2017 at Dirty Guerty's Bistro & Bar
1. Opening of Meeting (Moo) & National Anthem (stand or kneeling acceptable)
2. Apologies (Kony has sent in an apology this year again - oh yes he's still good)
3. Confirmation of Minutes of previous Annual General Meeting (Moo & Man that looks like Moo but with a Dyson Heppell wig on)
4. Presentation of Annual Report (Moo)
5. Adoption of Annual Report (Moo & Friends)
6. Presentation of Treasurer’s report (Moo's accountant Trevor)
7. Election of New Executive (Moo has re-nominated)
8. Vote of thanks to outgoing Executive (Thanks Mrs Von Stickleton - the meetings will not be the same without your god awful scones)
9. Determination of Annual Membership Fee (For debate ...Kony hypercolour 2015 t-shirt sales have not gone as well as Trev thought)
10. Notice/s of Motion (toilet break)
11. Urgent general business (From the floor)
12. Closure (We'll get you Kony)
If you're attending please post here.
Remember without your support - Kony will not be captured, and since 2015 we've nearly not captured him on numerous occasions. Please note Kony Lifts maintains their restraining order on phone calls from the WKA and the subsidiary Friends of WKA Association.
I've been scouring the hostelries of Adelaide looking for him without any luck. If Trev is ok with it, I'd like a large stipend to continue my search.
I purchased a house in August. We ripped up the floors...
What anthem is played? Advance Australia Fair or is it the LRA's official anthem LRA is gonna rock you?
Facebook jumping on the Russian h8 agitprop about Trump's election win.
Long live Trump
Is anyone able to get in contact with Angelina Jolie? I feel like she would be a welcome addition to this discussion.
Was just at my local supermarket.
I checked all the aisles except the frozen foods aisle. Kony knows i dislike the cold. He's smart.
He wasnt in the supermarket, frozen food aisle notwithstanding.
The search goes on.
Well the WKA AGM has certainly stirred up a virtual storm of activity and questions ...please be patient as we try and work our way through the many, many questions.
Q - Will there be adverts at the AGM?
A - Yes, Ronald McDonald House and Lumo Energy will be running commercials constantly through the AGM
Q - If Kony is caught between now and Oct 20 2017 - is the AGM still on?
A - Excellent question. If Kony is caught (and verified) - yes the meeting is still on but there will be a special motion to alter the Association name to - 'Down Down Kony is Down Association'
Q - Any tips to the winner of the 'Moo Medal for Conspicuous Bravery in All Things Kony'?
A - No not really, I mean you win the medal you put it around your neck or a friends neck and text or post a few images up on Snapchat ...I mean seriously what could go wrong?
Q - Why should I come? ...this is just ridiculous, stupid posts on Bigfooty will achieve nothing on the ground in Uganda, nothing ...you fools have been at this for 3 years.
A - Hardwick won a flag.
Q- Forgive me ...I've never been wronger.
A - You're forgiven Chief
Q - If running for an executive position can you be a dual citizen?
A - **** off Malcolm Roberts, you know you're banned for the National Executive for denying you left the pie warmer on last AGM and as Comms Manager you were a disaster managing our e-mailing comms.
I asked my son what Santa is going to bring him for Christmas and he said Kony or Pony, couldn't really understand. So if the old fella brings Kony over, ill let you know.
Kony is not on The Parade but neither is the guy who owns Vaporama and I'm left hanging out with the junkies near the methadone clinic. None of them know where Kony is either.
I do we wish we could find Kony. He could be a great keeper for the Ashes.
Kony would've played better than Lukaku this morning
Have we found him yet?
He sounds about 2 so probably a SONY playstation 4
News from earlier this month.
Kony appears to be branching out into the financial world. His power is growing, as well as his confidence to avoid capture. No longer in hiding, he is putting himself out there.
Moo I can confirm he's not currently in my work bathroom
That's a bit of a bit of a surprise to be honest, my latest intel had him in your work's bathroom.
Yeah mine to. So thought I'd make a trip there to catch the bastard, he's slippery though.
Well what a great night and quite a thrill to meet a number of you for the first time face to face via the teleconference party line.
Also before we get to the highlights of the AGM, straight up let me apologise for the poor audio quality and acoustics. We mean't no offense when we announced the new Treasurer, Najeeb Furqhan, to the WKA. I assure you the minutes will support the statement made was ...."he will be the first Furqhan uni qualified Treasurer we've ever had and very few things he can't face".
Financially things could be better....however I'm confident we are going to turn it around and as Najeeb stressed speed and the formation of a quick decision making group are vital. The non-binding questionnaire to all members regarding possible budget savings will be out shortly.
We welcome Gough and Cats2Rise onto the Exec
The excitement around Christopher Pyne liking one of out Tweets needs to be contained as apparently our tweet just happened to be sandwiched between 2 gay erotica tweets on his timeline and as he was wiping off his screen ....well anyway he's unliked it now and so this has been removed from our PR Coup section
Tony Abbott has offered to speak at our next general meeting as long as it's not on a Sunday, now I know Sunday does not suit most of us but the meeting is just going to have to be moved to Sunday's until Tony's calendar fills up a little more
Kony Search update: Still not found
Please don't forget to learn our new prayer -
Be vigilant and see but not a vigilante.
I for one am outraged about my lack of inclusion on the executive. My efforts to find Kony in the crowd in the first two tests have been in vain, but I'm sure that will change
After the Pyne incident I am happy to and control of our Twitter account to Van_Dyke. We don't want anything like that to happen again.