Kount down to the Kent show

[Tempy Tiger]

Lady and gents the kount down has commenced. It’s less than 24 hours until fat Kent makes his much anticipated return. I’m expecting big things and I think TK is going to be back driving the Kent band wagon. If he kicks a few and gets in a fight TK will be in a Kent induced stupor.
This kid can play and if his back is not giving him grief anymore then watch out. His long kicking into the forward line will be brilliant for our forwards and his general campaigner behaviour will put some pep in our step.
Now please don’t play like a fat, slow cripple.

 

[harry000]

Lady and gents the kount down has commenced. It’s less than 24 hours until fat Kent makes his much anticipated return. I’m expecting big things and I think TK is going to be back driving the Kent band wagon. If he kicks a few and gets in a fight TK will be in a Kent induced stupor.
This kid can play and if his back is not giving him grief anymore then watch out. His long kicking into the forward line will be brilliant for our forwards and his general campaigner behaviour will put some pep in our step.
Now please don’t play like a fat, slow cripple.

I'd love to see Higgins trying to clean up around 40 metres away from our goal only to be mauled by the Kent/Jeffy double tackle, holding the ball, goal.

2 mins later he is trying to run the ball near the boundary line, hears the footsteps, freaks out, shanks the kick, Kent hits him a little too late and drops him, the kick is intercepted, goal.

I froth over Kent a little.

 

[booshboy]

Glad to see him back- thought when he got injured late last year that was the end of him. Good luck you fat Kent.

 

[Ablett2Garland]

Have a feeling Kent will either be pretty quiet or have a 20/2 goal sort of game.

 

[Toump Ass]

Mark my words, they'll make a movie about this momentous day in history.

 

[Tulip]

12 disposals, 1 goal

 

[mrmonkey]

Mark my words, they'll make a movie about this momentous day in history.

How about minstrels writting song.
Come gather 'round for a tale,
A tale of the red and blue,
About a hero name Kent,
And the curse of the kangaroo.

 

[Toump Ass]

How about minstrels writting song.
Come gather 'round for a tale,
A tale of the red and blue,
About a hero name Kent,
And the curse of the kangaroo.

Brilliant.

 

[stretcharmstrong]

12 disposals, 1 goal

12 goals, 1 disposal

 

[stretcharmstrong]

Legit thread

 

[KickLongTackleHard]

I'd love to see Higgins trying to clean up around 40 metres away from our goal only to be mauled by the Kent/Jeffy double tackle, holding the ball, goal.

2 mins later he is trying to run the ball near the boundary line, hears the footsteps, freaks out, shanks the kick, Kent hits him a little too late and drops him, the kick is intercepted, goal.

I froth over Kent a little.

Nothing too specific there, I like you’re chances

 

[Cannon82]

12 disposals, 1 goal

Including 11 disposals and a goal in the last quarter.

 

[Sylvia Saint]

You're not at Kamp Kent til he fluffs an easy set shot

 

[Theseventhhamster]

If his back is fixed he can fight for and find himself a role, if not we are just wasting everyone's ******* time.

 

[PerfectFooty]

Legit thread

Eh, Tempy just having some fun

 

[Dancing Potato]

I particularly enjoyed your subtle Mortal Kombat / Donkey Kong inspired use of the letter 'k' to spell 'kount'.

Raised this thread from a 3/10 to a solid...4/10.

Bravo.

 

[mrmonkey]

I particularly enjoyed your subtle Mortal Kombat / Donkey Kong inspired use of the letter 'k' to spell 'kount'.

Raised this thread from a 3/10 to a solid...4/10.

Bravo.

Yes, but need to be careful with too many K's. ie Kount to Kents Komeback would be a no no.

 

[stretcharmstrong]

Eh, Tempy just having some fun

Yeah, I wasn’t being sarcastic!

 

[Darksidepoints]

Just stop shanking easy goals you Kent.

 

[Andy_Mac]

12 goals, 1 disposal

12 pies 1 disposal

 

[Proper Gander]

I’m a Kent fan from way back. I’ve just pretended not to be because that might align me with Topkent

I’m back on board. He will kick us 3 impressive goals. And because he is Kent he will do nothing of note for at least 2 quarters also. And he will spray one and get a scorecard of at least 3 clangers.

Ladies and Gentlemen: the Kent is back!!!!

 

[ABray10]

At his best he was really good at applying the forward pressure and was always willing to take the game on with a bit of run when he had the ball. If he brings that I will be happy, even if he shanks some kicks.

 

[Proper Gander]

At his best he was really good at applying the forward pressure and was always willing to take the game on with a bit of run when he had the ball. If he brings that I will be happy, even if he shanks some kicks.

Oh he will shank some. Otherwise it wouldn’t be true Kent.

 

[Canary]

TOTY.

Keen for Kent

 

[schmuttt]

Will be able to tell in the first couple contests he is involved in whether he is cooked. If that back is still a problem at all he is gone end of 2018.

Really hope he comes good because he is a good player to watch and brings a different dynamic to our forward setup, but I’m not holding my breath.