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Are you politically lazy?
Is your social conscience worn out from overuse?
Having trouble discerning right from wrong?
Mentally fatigued trying to define what a traitor really is?
Announcing the all new service available to all BigFooty browsers, Dr Alf Andrews, he'll take the worry out of politics for you, your social conscience will never have been in more caring hands, right from wrong, BAH, with the Dr on your side whatever you do will become right, traitors, HA, the only traitors will be those who cannot see the wisdom in the good Dr's direction.
All this available by just committing to a simple tithe plan, just trust the Dr, you are now in his hands, all decisions handled by the Dr leaves you with time free to study the manifesto, time to study it, and learn it by rote.
Worry not community, this method has been proven to work, that is until some unprovoked aggressive bastards kick up a fuss and start a war, bloody yanks and pommys. Don't believe all that bad press they distribute about the regimes they have destroyed. Dr Alf has seen through all that, he knows best.
Sign those tithe forms TODAY, and Dr Alf will fashion the world according to the Thesis of Alf.
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( just in case you weren't sure, all the above is crap, hang on, is it possible some found a bit of truth and meaning between the lines? Don't know. Hey Dr Alf, peace man, where's the joint? )
Is your social conscience worn out from overuse?
Having trouble discerning right from wrong?
Mentally fatigued trying to define what a traitor really is?
Announcing the all new service available to all BigFooty browsers, Dr Alf Andrews, he'll take the worry out of politics for you, your social conscience will never have been in more caring hands, right from wrong, BAH, with the Dr on your side whatever you do will become right, traitors, HA, the only traitors will be those who cannot see the wisdom in the good Dr's direction.
All this available by just committing to a simple tithe plan, just trust the Dr, you are now in his hands, all decisions handled by the Dr leaves you with time free to study the manifesto, time to study it, and learn it by rote.
Worry not community, this method has been proven to work, that is until some unprovoked aggressive bastards kick up a fuss and start a war, bloody yanks and pommys. Don't believe all that bad press they distribute about the regimes they have destroyed. Dr Alf has seen through all that, he knows best.
Sign those tithe forms TODAY, and Dr Alf will fashion the world according to the Thesis of Alf.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
( just in case you weren't sure, all the above is crap, hang on, is it possible some found a bit of truth and meaning between the lines? Don't know. Hey Dr Alf, peace man, where's the joint? )
