Scandal Lachie Neale affair

[PowerfulPies2023]

I can't tell if it's his son or not.

 

[Orfullrules]

The medal biter is power hungry. Future career in politics awaits.

 

[s_wd6]

I've done more stalking than i should admit and as far as I can tell tess and Jules have only shared a social sphere from about 18 months ago so Neale probably isn't the father of Tess's kid. and his tattoo isn't on photos from 2024 flag so more likely in honour of his son with Jules - who also has a bow in her IG bio. I'm disappointed too.

of course there’s every possibility that they’ve been sneaking around for a lot longer and forced a friendship with Jules so that he could see his son without it being suss

 

[Borussia Teeth]

That's Tess. The real Tess. Before cosmetic surgery.

Oh no, don’t let Lachie know there’s more mormons waiting for him.

 

[Yellow Feathers]

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Alright here's your comparison. Where's Maury Povich?

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

 

[subtropicalhawk]

As much as we love to speculate, going by these photos, I feel all the Lachie-esque features - the round face, the mouth shape, the eye shape, the turned up nose, the dark hair - these could all very well be from Tess.

Dare I say it but this may all just be one big coincidence

Yep. But now the rumour will never die; even with evidence to the contrary.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

The medal biter is power hungry. Future career in politics awaits.

Hungry for something thats for sure

 

[Tbonefreo]

Footy journalists are dog shit and are basically paparazzi to the players most of the time but now here's a real story with some spice to it and where are they?

Useless campaigners. Is Beau Lachie's or not? Is Tess really that hot? Has Lachie been putting Tess' bins out?

Give us the real news you scrubs.

Late run for post of the year. Genuinely laughed out loud

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Footy journalists are dog shit and are basically paparazzi to the players most of the time but now here's a real story with some spice to it and where are they?

Useless campaigners. Is Beau Lachie's or not? Is Tess really that hot? Has Lachie been putting Tess' bins out?

Give us the real news you scrubs.

100% this

I actually think its the Cash Converters thing. Guy is a protected species for a reason. We all remember the absolute shellacking Dayne Zorko copped and this is 10x worse.

The Outrage Police have absolutely dropped the bundle here. Not good enough

 

[Viceregal]

Can we find out more about the far right girl?

That's Tess. The real Tess. Before cosmetic surgery.

Nope Tess is the one in the middle with Sister Caeser on her badge ...

 

[Black Diamond]

Did Zorko really cop it? I only remember it being an online thing.

 

[Toump Ass]

TasSixer and Paul Medhurst doing the Lord's work here.

 

[Munich]

I can't tell if it's his son or not.

Neither. The ears sort of look similar

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

Nope Tess is the one in the middle with Sister Caeser on her badge ...

No. Tess is the one on the far right. Sister Caesar had plastic surgery to look like the real Tess. It's not her though. They swapped bodies.

 

[TasSixer]

Neither. The ears sort of look similar

I think the noses look similar but so does Tess. The main thing for me is, Beau looks nothing like Ben to me.

 

[Toump Ass]

Buying chrissy presents for Lachie Neale

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Lachie Neale

Age

32

Ht

177cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

's son for Chrimbo... suck eggs Benny Boy!

 

[Philhawk]

As funny as this saga is, don’t post photos of kids.

 

[subtropicalhawk]

As funny as this saga is, don’t post photos of kids.

I get your point, but there wouldn’t be any pics to post if she didn’t keep posting them. On her public instagram. Or her threads. Or her TikTok…

 

[Quokka]

Yeah at what point are we invading privacy. This thread isn't going anywhere and the child could easily read it at a later date, I know I'd find that creepy.

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Only 15 years or so until there’s talk of these two as up and coming draft prospects. Only 18 years til they’re going head to head, one for freo, one for the lions. The animosity is palpable. I am salivating

 

[Paul Medhurst]

Yeah at what point are we invading privacy. This thread isn't going anywhere and the child could easily read it at a later date, I know I'd find that creepy.

A - this thread is absolutely going somewhere

And B - they can read this along with every article and every comment section on every social media post, along with all the pictures of their mums in their knickers that their school mates will undoubtedly inform them they rubbed one out to. This is the world we live in now. Good luck trying to stop it.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Yeah at what point are we invading privacy. This thread isn't going anywhere and the child could easily read it at a later date, I know I'd find that creepy.

This is tame as compared to whats on Twitter.....

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

This threads hilarious. It's all the Lachness Monsters fault. Such an animal does exist.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Did Zorko really cop it? I only remember it being an online thing.

He was booed for a couple of weeks about it

 

[PowerfulPies2023]

I don't recall Zorko and his cheating.