Lachie has even featured in one of Greg Champion's execrable footy songs on The Coodabeens today - to the tune of that Jon English song Six Ribbons...
Too-ra-lee, too-ra-lie, all I can share
Is Tommy Alvin's ribbons to tie back your hair
I was just thinking the night when I saw the sh*t mullet Waterman was wearing and Darcy Moore's mess of a hairdo, if Lachie ever does something like those his cult status will be dead in the water. Maybe a Richard Ambrose or Darryl Poole style tie back, but that's all!