Welcome Lachlan Jones - Pick #16 2020 National Draft (match NGA bid)

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Grave Danger

Brownlow Medallist
Jun 6, 2000
West Perth
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Woomera Centrals, Jazza
Lachie has even featured in one of Greg Champion's execrable footy songs on The Coodabeens today - to the tune of that Jon English song Six Ribbons...

Too-ra-lee, too-ra-lie, all I can share
Is Tommy Alvin's ribbons to tie back your hair

I was just thinking the night when I saw the sh*t mullet Waterman was wearing and Darcy Moore's mess of a hairdo, if Lachie ever does something like those his cult status will be dead in the water. Maybe a Richard Ambrose or Darryl Poole style tie back, but that's all!
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