Welcome Lachlan Jones - Pick #16 2020 National Draft (match NGA bid)

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Incarnate

Club Legend
Jan 11, 2017
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AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Super excited about this bloke and I use the term bloke correctly, the only kid in him is the baby goat he ate for lunch.
Legend says he had to start shaving in kindergarten as to not scare the teachers. Heard he was standing up to piss before he learnt to crawl and when his name was called out on draft night he turned to his dad and told him, “Your gonna have to be the man of the house now!”
Apparently we have brought on a new major sponsor, Adelaide Brighton Cement so the rest of the team could harden the fcuk up!
 

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Grave Danger

Brownlow Medallist
Jun 6, 2000
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West Perth
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
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Woomera Centrals, Jazza
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