Player Watch Pick #16 (2020, match NGA bid) - Lachie Jones

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Nov 6, 2014
60,468
74,253
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
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Incarnate

Premiership Player
Jan 11, 2017
3,078
3,545
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Super excited about this bloke and I use the term bloke correctly, the only kid in him is the baby goat he ate for lunch.
Legend says he had to start shaving in kindergarten as to not scare the teachers. Heard he was standing up to piss before he learnt to crawl and when his name was called out on draft night he turned to his dad and told him, “Your gonna have to be the man of the house now!”
Apparently we have brought on a new major sponsor, Adelaide Brighton Cement so the rest of the team could harden the fcuk up!
 

robbo1981

Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 16, 2011
6,325
11,606
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Were do we think he goes if not tied to us ? No way he gets passed Essendon I reckon.
 

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This is such a Dwayne-ism it isn't funny. I'm considering running a book on how long it will take him to come out with this gem on air next year.
He might go with the Bute from Brute.
 
Jun 6, 2000
33,197
59,566
West Perth
AFL Club
Port Adelaide
Other Teams
Woomera Centrals, Jazza
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Just ran into Lachie in Wooiies at Kadina. He just needed safety boots on and he would be a Marty Leslie clone with the way he dresses.

******* hell if he plays like Martin Leslie I’ll have kittens.
 

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