A bus containing some of a team's most ardent supporters (sorry, can't remember which club) went over a cliff - sadly all died.
Anyway, they all rock up together at the Pearly Gates, and St Peter says, 'Well, fancy seeing you all here at once! Bit of bad luck, eh? Anyway, as a special treat, God has decided that you will get one question about the Operation of the Universe answered! So what would you like to now?'.
The fans all get together, argue a bit, and then the leader steps forward.
'We want to know, why does our team always get picked on by the umps? Why are our games fixed? Why does our Full-Forward never get a free? Why do our opponents always get soft tiggy-touchwood frees?'
St Peter replied 'Hmmmmm. Look, I'm going to have to check that with God - I mean, that's pretty big stuff, and I'm not sure he will have the answer'.
St Peter disappears. He's gone for hours. Eventually, he returns.
He motions the fan Leader to him and says - 'Look - I spoke to God. He says there is no plot against you, no conspiracy and no imbalance in umpiring. You're just the usual paranoid supporters looking at the game through one biased eye'.
The leader goes back to the other fans and says 'We were right - and this goes even higher than we first thought'.