Lame Jokes Part 2

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roscreasl98

Norm Smith Medallist
Nov 12, 2016
7,509
3,517
Over The Hill
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Melbourne
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As two caterpillars were crawling along, a butterfly flew overhead.
One turned to the other and said, “You'll never get me up in one of those things!”
Q. How do you teach your new dog to role over and play dead?

A. Get him to watch Bernard Tomic play tennis.



Q. What did Bernard Tomic do after he won Wimbledon 2017?

A. He turned off the Play Station.
 
Two trombones walk into a bar, but they see that it's full of trumpets. One says to the other, "Let's get outta here. This place is nothing but treble."
 

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worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,886
7,507
Bendigo
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Western Bulldogs
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Liverpool
A Collingwood girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefits.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Collingwood girl.
"Ten?" says the welfare worker. "What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Collingwood girl, "It's great because if they are out playing in the street

I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!' or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" asks the curious welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Collingwood girl, "I just use their surnames"
 
May 20, 2001
39,274
51,394
Kufa, Iraq
AFL Club
Adelaide
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Banhammer Big House Under 70s
2017 Snapshot

� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I'm scared – Shitless
 

tonygeeks

Norm Smith Medallist
Sep 11, 2016
7,545
11,152
AFL Club
Fremantle
2017 Snapshot

� Our Phones - Wireless
� Cooking - Fireless
� Cars - Keyless
� Food - Fatless
� Tires -Tubeless
� Dress - Sleeveless
� Youth - Jobless
� Leaders - Shameless
� Relationships - Meaningless
� Attitudes - Careless
� Babies - Fatherless
� Feelings - Heartless
� Education - Valueless
� Children – Mannerless
We are-SPEECHLESS,
Government-is CLUELESS,
And our Politicians-are WORTHLESS!
I'm scared – Shitless

Clothing - best n less
Paydays - less n less


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