Lame Jokes Part 2

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crowmyzone

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An Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds into the water,subsequently bumping into the preacher.

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol,whereupon, he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk shouts, "Yes, I am."

So the preacher grabs him anddunks him in the water.He pulls him back and asks, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus!"

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him again but for a little longer.He again pulls him out of the water and asks, "Have you found Jesus, brother?"

The drunk answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus!"

By this time, the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk again –but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds,and when he begins kicking his arms and legs about, he pulls him up.

The preacher again asks the drunk,"For the love of God, have you found Jesus?"

The drunk staggers upright, wipes his eyes, coughs up a bit of water,catches his breath, and says to the preacher,"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
 

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Met this gorgeous lady today, who had the misfortune of being born with one leg longer than the other.....Her name was Eileen.

She then introduced me to her identical sister, who was born with the same malady....She was called Lena.
Their brother with a below the knee amputation?

Neil
 
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