Lame Jokes Part 2

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GoEaglesGoSGIO

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Why did the incredibly handsome man with chiselled abs, boyish good looks who all the girls want to sleep with and all the men want to be cross the road?

Because I was hungry
 

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Andrewy

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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!

Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!

Condom: Hahaha... (Condom just walks away laughing)
 

Andrewy

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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
"At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mum chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.
 

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