Lame Jokes Part 2

[Wallaby]

My wife wanted an I-Phone and an I-Pod. Couldn't find them, so I got her an I-Ron.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

What do you call Elon when he's skinny?

A Musk stick.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

What do you call a shop full of men's body sprays?
A cologney.

 

[worbod]

A friend of mine died recently when he choked on a cup of coffee. At least he didn't suffer too much: it was instant.

 

[Wallaby]

I put a map of the world on the wall and told my wife to throw a dart and wherever it landed, that's where we'd go.

Apparently, this year, we're going behind the fridge.

 

[Xtreme]

Today I found out that Dwayne Johnson lives in the apartment above mine. Can’t believe that for years I've been living under a Rock.

 

[Wallaby]

My six-year old is starting to ask awkward questions about the human body.

I probably shouldn't have hidden it in the freezer in the first place.

 

[worbod]

I began watching a documentary about coin manufacturing the other day but I couldn't make head nor tail of it.

 

[worbod]

I watched another documentary about the zodiac but it was a load of Taurus.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I'm gonna rank people based on their crying.

It's gonna be a tear list.

 

[raskolnikov]

I had a job interview today but wasn't successful. Apparently the correct answer to "Can you perform under pressure?" isn't, "No. But I do a kick arse rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody".

 

[GreyCrow]

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