Lame Jokes Part 2

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worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,660
7,123
Bendigo
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Western Bulldogs
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A friend of mine died recently when he choked on a cup of coffee. At least he didn't suffer too much: it was instant.
 

Wallaby

Brownlow Medallist
May 8, 2007
10,277
14,128
vic
AFL Club
Richmond
I put a map of the world on the wall and told my wife to throw a dart and wherever it landed, that's where we'd go.

Apparently, this year, we're going behind the fridge.
 

Wallaby

Brownlow Medallist
May 8, 2007
10,277
14,128
vic
AFL Club
Richmond
My six-year old is starting to ask awkward questions about the human body.

I probably shouldn't have hidden it in the freezer in the first place.
 

worbod

Norm Smith Medallist
Oct 26, 2008
5,660
7,123
Bendigo
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Liverpool
I began watching a documentary about coin manufacturing the other day but I couldn't make head nor tail of it.
 

raskolnikov

Premium Platinum
Apr 1, 2002
34,500
32,052
Cap Coast
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Essendon
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Lions, Suns
I had a job interview today but wasn't successful. Apparently the correct answer to "Can you perform under pressure?" isn't, "No. But I do a kick arse rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody".
 

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