Lame Jokes Part 2

[Andrewy]

Did you know whiteboards are remarkable?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Hate to bring this up philreich but it looks like Ken will be Hinkleaving the senior coaching spot at the Pear.

Let's see if Carr has the drive to continue in the next few years.

2026 should see a more Rozee outlook.

I can imagine you're not Berry excited about this season

 

[philreich]

Hate to bring this up philreich but it looks like Ken will be Hinkleaving the senior coaching spot at the Pear.

Let's see if Carr has the drive to continue in the next few years.

2026 should see a more Rozee outlook.

I can imagine you're not Berry excited about this season

The sooner Minibus is gone (I call him that because he's half a coach.

By the way, I just came into possession of this photo - apparently it was used to take photos of Essendon's last finals win .

 

[philreich]

News just in from the Collingwood police station - apparently someone stole their toilet overnight. Police say they have nothing to go on.

 

[Andrewy]

I just hired a handyman with a to-do list for him to finish

But he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.

Turns out he only does odd jobs.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Dentists are pearly risers.

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Went to see a psychic today, she came highly recommended. I knocked on the door, she said "who is it"?
So I got back in the car and left.

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

What do you call a woman who is terrible at drawing?

Tracey

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

Decided to invest in my future by buying a crap load of plants for the front garden.

Its my hedge fund....

 

[GETSOMENUTS]

What do spanish fishermen do when out to sea?

They castanet

 

[Andrewy]

I just met a cartographer who was also a spider.


He made web-based maps.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Did you guys know that, if you go to Punchbowl, you get a sore hand?

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I've just been exposed to a barrel of jokes.

They were so funny I've found myself having to recooperate.

 

[Andrewy]

I have developed a fear and a phobia of escalators.


I am taking steps to avoid them.

 

[worbod]

I asked my dog for the answer to "two minus two". He said nothing.

 

[worbod]

What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.



What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.

 

[Andrewy]

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks: “Is this stool taken?

 

[Andrewy]

I just ordered a new dog online. The ad says he's a magic dog.


He's a labracadabrador

 

[Andrewy]

My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography.

I don’t believe him, but that’s his story and he’s sticking to it.

 

[Andrewy]

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Apparently, he'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

 

[Andrewy]

I've been thinking about taking up meditation.

I figure it's better than sitting around doing nothing!

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

My Mexican friend started taking anti anxiety medication for hispanic attacks.

 

[Andrewy]

Why do I feel the need to tell such bad jokes?

I just want to help you become a groan up.

 

[raskolnikov]

My girlfriend poked me in both eyes. I stopped seeing her.

 

[GoEaglesGoSGIO]

Its a shame nothing is made in Australia anymore. I bought a TV and it said it was Built-in Antenna