Lame Jokes Part 2

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DREAM TEAM BUFF

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks.... "Why the long face??"

"You are playing stupid huh, because you are winning right now!"

I once had a goldfish that would hump the carpet but only for about 30 seconds..
 

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worbod

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Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "Think I'm gonna divorce the wife - she ain't spoke to me in over two months."
Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer and says, "Better think it over.......women like that are hard to find."
 
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