Lame Jokes Part 2

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Bomber32

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A squirrel is chillin' in a tree when a cow climbs up and sits next to him.

"Whatcha doin' here?" asks the squirrel.


"I'm here to eat some apples." replied the cow.


"But this is a pine tree!"


"I know. I brought my own apples."
 

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My dermatologist is very successful; however, he had to build his practice from scratch.

Unlike other dermatologists who promise an immediate cure, he does not make rash promises.
 

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The teacher had asked the class to write an essay about an unusual event that happened during the past week.

Little Johnny got up to read his. It began, "My daddy fell in a well last week."

"Good Lord!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he OK?"

"He must be," said Little Johnny. "He stopped calling for help yesterday."
 

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Tonya Harding donned her ice skates and competed again this week after many years away from the sport. Asked why she is returning to competition after such a long layoff, Tonya said she just felt like taking another whack at it.
 

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A very young couple exhibiting signs of extreme nervousness, timidly approached the check-in desk of a large Manhattan hotel.

"Good evening, sir," said the official behind the desk, favoring the young man with a perceptive wink.

"Suite 16?"

"Oh, no!" the young man responded quickly. "She's eighteen."
 

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A young woman is dead and the up and coming athlete Oscar Pistorious' life is ruined and people are already making jokes about it. That's prosthetic... I mean pathetic.
 
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