Lame Jokes Part 2

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worbod

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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a ship that had sunk.

"Follow me son", the father shark said to his son, and they swam to the survivors.

"First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did.

"Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing."
And they did.

"Now we eat everybody." And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad, why didn't we just eat them? Why did we swim around and around them?"

His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside.”




 

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Two Blondes with Hammers...

Lisa and Judy were doing some carpentry work on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lisa was nailing down house siding, and would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.

Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”
Lisa explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and so I throw them away.”
Judy got completely upset & yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!”
 
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