Lame Jokes Part 2

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worbod

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A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.

The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.'

'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing. I'm going to buy it!'
So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day.

Her boss saw it on her desk. 'What's that?' he asked.

'Why, that's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,' she replied.

Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'

The blonde replied, 'Two popsicles and some coffee.’
 

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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'

The blonde replies, 'Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.'

The boss, feeling sorry for her, says, 'Why don't you go home for the day? Take the day off to relax and rest.'

'Thanks, but I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here.'

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. A couple of hours pass and the boss decides to check on the blonde. He looks out from his office and sees the blonde crying hysterically.

'What's so bad now? Are you going to be okay?' he asks.

'No!' exclaims the blonde. 'I just received a horrible call from my sister. Her mother died, too!'
 

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Three guys were late for an exam, from which it was absolutely forbidden to be late to. When the teacher asked why were they late, the boys answered "We had a flat". The teacher agreed to let them take the test. Their test went well until they reached the last question, which read: "Which tire was the flat one?"
 

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A woman went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description.

She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The woman replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
 
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