Lame Jokes Part 2

Run n Spread

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A man, an emu and a cat walk into a bar. The man orders a round and the 3 drink their beers. Next the emu places a note on the bar and a new round his ordered. After this the man and the emu look at the cat who sheepishly looks away before the man buys another round.

Curious the bartender asks the man what is going on.

"Standard story", the man replies, found an old lamp washed up on a beach, a genie pops out and grants me one wish. "What I wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy."
 

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crowmyzone

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A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor. The counsellor asks the wife, "What's the problem?" She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counsellor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?" The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."
 

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