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A man, an emu and a cat walk into a bar. The man orders a round and the 3 drink their beers. Next the emu places a note on the bar and a new round his ordered. After this the man and the emu look at the cat who sheepishly looks away before the man buys another round.
Curious the bartender asks the man what is going on.
"Standard story", the man replies, found an old lamp washed up on a beach, a genie pops out and grants me one wish. "What I wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy."
Curious the bartender asks the man what is going on.
"Standard story", the man replies, found an old lamp washed up on a beach, a genie pops out and grants me one wish. "What I wished for was a long legged bird with a tight pussy."

