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I asked my boss, "Whaddya want me to do with this 6 metre roll of bubble wrap..?"He replied, "Just pop it over there, in the corner..."
Four hours later and I'm still at it...
Four hours later and I'm still at it...
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My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a word I've said have you?
I thought to myself "what a weird way to start a conversation"
Whats the name of your business - I'll give you a plugPeople are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
Whats the name of your business - I'll give you a plug
Drop me a lineThat'd be nice - it needs a spark.
Current ratesWatt do you charge?
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again.
He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree.
And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'