Lame Jokes Part 2

May 8, 2007
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Surveys say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea.


Does that means the 5th one likes it?

6 out of 7 dwarves aren't happy.

Also, 1 out of 5 people in the world is Chinese. So in my family it's either me, my Mum, my Dad, my brother Colin, or my other brother Zhuang Pei.

I think it's Colin.
 
Apr 1, 2011
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A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?"
"At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mum chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.
 
Apr 1, 2011
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A parrot flies into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the parrot a drink.
The parrot complains: "Hey! You forgot the little umbrella!"
The bartender puts the little umbrella into the drink and the parrot is satisfied.
The parrot drinks a couple more drinks and then leaves.
After the parrot has left, a man sitting next to it says to the bartender: "Huh, I've never seen anything like that before!"
The bartender replies: "So! Anyone can forget the little umbrella sometimes!
 
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