RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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thank you hairy much
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Lame Jokes Part 2
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RedmanWasHere
Rarely in kitchens at parties.
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Further, did you hear about the lone follicle on the male's head?
It was stranded.
It was stranded.
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Saying I can't grow a beard is a bald faced lie
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they’re Santa’s star bucks !
Because they’re Santa’s star bucks !
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Why did the A go to the toilet and come out as an E?
Because he had a vowel movement.
Because he had a vowel movement.
RedmanWasHere
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Because I don't watch The Simpsons anymore, am I ASimpsomatic?
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
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My friend surprised me for my birthday with a book called ‘Road-Kill Recipes’.
I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious.
I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
I did find some road-kill the other day, so I cooked it according to one recipe and it was delicious.
I’m just not sure what I should do with the bicycle.
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My wife keeps telling me "if it hasnt been done before, it cant be done"
Im going to remain a virgin forever
Im going to remain a virgin forever
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Why did the computer get vaccinated?
Because it had a virus.
Because it had a virus.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier—fortunately only one crow showed up!
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A man died after drinking varnish. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.
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How is life like toilet paper?
You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.
You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.
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Covid Lockdown affecting many businesses. Just walked past a brothel with a sign on the door..... Beat it. We're closed.
RedmanWasHere
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What's a Penguin's favourite part of Melbourne?
Waddle Street.
Waddle Street.
GreyCrow
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Those people wearing their masks under their noses are paying lip service to covid
RedmanWasHere
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When standing at urinals, if they do it in unison, are people in pee formation?
RedmanWasHere
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What do you call a man who speaks on behalf of everyone?
Con Sensus.
Con Sensus.
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I sold my vacuum yesterday.
It was just collecting dust.
It was just collecting dust.
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I just left my job at a shoe disposal plant.
It was sole destroying.
It was sole destroying.
