Lame Jokes Part 2

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Scientists have made a breakthrough and answered the worlds most asked question about sex workers and criminals

In specific calculations designed to weigh and average out each professions participants it can now be determined

The Pros outweigh the Cons
 

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How do you deal with a sad astronaut?
Just give him some space.
 

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Did you hear about the guy who evaporated?
He'll be mist.
 

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My new girlfriend and I were traveling to meet my parents when she got a flat tire.
I called my parents and said, "Sorry mum. We're going to be late. My girlfriend's got a puncture." To which my mum replied, "Oh. I thought you had a real one this time"
 
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Apr 1, 2002
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I asked my wife when her birthday is. She said, "March 1st" so I walked around the room and asked again.
 
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Famous siblings.

Everyone has heard of Karl Marx, whose treatise on political and societal progress led to numerous revolutions and wars during the 20th century, but few remember his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.

Alan Turing may have led the team that cracked the Enigma code resulting in a signifcant shortening of the deadliest war in history and led to the creation of the computer, but he couldn't have done it without the sandwiches, snacks and drinks provided by his sister Kate.
 
Mar 21, 2016
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Adelaide
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News of a relationship between a priest and a female parishioner. The romance was discovered when her pants were found in his vestry, and his vest was found in her pantry.
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