Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 24 Unprecedented Team Thread #Matera92out #BnF23/12/2017

We need to get our mobster Casino associates to teach our defenders the art of kneecapping. We've had a bag of 7, then a bag of 9 kicked against us so far this season :'(

Never used to happen when I was full ba...oh actually it did
 
Round 2 Las Vegas Bears vs Gold City Royals
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/season-24-round-2-–-las-vegas-bears-vs-gold-city-royals-at-the-stadium-in-the-sky.1173579/page-21

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 16.10.106
Gold City Royals : 17.16.118
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Well s**t, Owen is hanging around and his current last name is 2. Another game that we came oh so close but were just pipped at the post, not the start we wanted but hopefully these close losses will turn into victories sooner or later!

Positives

- Doctor Gero :pulled his finger out and was the Bears best player, 23 Disposals and 21 hitouts, culminating in a DT score of 104.
- RU_ and JoshWoodenSpoon : Continued on with the early season form, both topping 80 DT points and were prolific through the midfield.

Negatives

- Coach Walken : Pulled AngryRanga early in the game, leaving the Vice Captain to angrily hurl insults from the bench, and later from the players balcony at anyone that was walking by.

- Matera92: Another shithouse perfomance from myself, lack of pre season is killing me. :oops:

- Avatarp : Was a bad bad girl and got herself suspended. ;)

Media

Striker475 got in early with his goal of the year nomination, and the subsequent telling of said goal. :thumbsu:
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/goal-of-s24-scored-already-you-can-all-go-home.1173501/

AngryRanga with what has easily been on of the best media pieces of S24 so far, is helping the unwashed masses with the bantering techniques.
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/ars-woe-lacklustre-replies.1173532/


Lastly, the match thread is up, get involved everyone!

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...as-vegas-bears-at-the-house-of-gumby.1174314/
 
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0-2 and visiting the Dildo Palace. Time for a win Brother Bears.
We need to get active, we're getting smacked in the banter department and we're better than that.

Avatarp returns from her stint in the naughty corner, anyone who likes this post agrees that Chief is an a-hole :p


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Round 3 Gumbies vs Las Vegas Bears

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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Gumbies FFC : 13.6.84
Las Vegas Bears : 7.7.49
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If you take away the first and last quarters, we actually win this game (A moral victory if you will!). A grand total of 1 point scored in those two quarters killed any chance we had of a win, leaving us languishing at 0-3 (Owen has moved in now, his s**t is everywhere.) On what was a pretty dour day for us, there weren't many positives but I'll attempt to find some.

Positives

RU_ - Tried hard all day, finishing with 9 tackles and 79 DT points.
Broken - Four goals (Out of a total of 7), did his job with limited opportunities.
hilly - Came off the bench and had an impact, great work from the Hall of Famer.


Negatives.

Captain Mateflon - Third s**t game in a row, apparently has forgotten how to QOOTY, has the party hard lifestyle finally caught up?
Single Digit DT Scores - Seriously, what in the actual *? Four players, including a 0 from kane249 ?! Remember guys, uppers before the game, downers when you're tying to sleep off the bender.
The Sim - 0-3, You'd think having two Simmers in your side would afford you a more favourable outcome but it seems the Sim God has other ideas.

Media and Posting.
No media this week and the match thread was pretty quiet, Gumbies going through a transition period it would seem, (bit like us). 12 Contributors, would love that number up around the 14-15 mark so get involved! This league is as fun as you make it. :D
 
The Sim - 0-3, You'd think having two Simmers in your side would afford you a more favourable outcome but it seems the Sim God has other ideas.
That leaves only 1. Not hard to see who's to blame...
 
Single Digit DT Scores - Seriously, what in the actual ****? Four players, including a 0 from kane249 ?! Remember guys, uppers before the game, downers when you're tying to sleep off the bender.

Only 33% game time, I spent the time picking splinters out of my ass mostly
 
I'm not an automatic selection just because I've been absent for the better part of seven seasons?

Geez you blokes are harsh taskmasters these days.
Drop and give me fiveys!!
 
Another week, another boring team to banter with and another loss.
You'd think when you're 0-2 and staring down the barrel of a zip and 3 start that the club leaders would stand up. Apparently not.

Mateflon: 7 touches, no goals, no tackles, 18 DT points. Pissweak.
Tim_saints: 1 touch, no goals, no tackles, 4 DT points. Pathetic
Avatarp: 2 touches, no goals, no tackles, 5 DT points. Abysmal.
AngryRanga: 10 touches, no goals, no tackles, 39 DT points. Disappointing.

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RU_: 15 touches, 1 goal, 9 tackles, 4 frees, 79 DT points. Well played sir.
Doctor G: 20 touches, 9 hitouts, 1 tackle, no goals, 67 DT points. Commendable effort.

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ROUND 3: Las Vegas Bears v Gumbies FFC

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Mateflon: 7 touches, no goals, no tackles, 18 DT points. Pissweak.
Hey at least cap's showing the way when it comes to frees against.
 
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