Official Team Thread Las Vegas Bears Season 25 Team Thread - BnF Friday 22nd

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Established: Season 05
Colours: Red, Gold and Black
Premierships: Season 22
Minor Premierships: None
Captains: AngryRanga & JoshWoodenSpoon
Vice Captain: Doctor Gero
Leadership Group: Doctor Gero, ArgusTuft


Home

Away

Heritage

Home Ground: The Stadium in the Sky

Coach: Christopher Walken

Player Welfare Officer: Patrick Stewart

Season 25 Playing List

1 - ArgusTuft
2 - Jezmiester40
3 - Tommycash
4 - hilly
5 - Doctor Gero (VC)
6 - gym4life
7 - JoshWoodenSpoon (C)
8 - AngryRanga (C)
9 - DapperDon *
12 - Magruder
13 - Miguel Sanchez
14 - FKASC
15 - RookiePick
18 - BombersFan93 *
21 - OFFtheBALL
22 - Gee Dub
23 - Jay-Z
24 - kane249
28 - tim_saints
29 - reggie
31 - BoomerRoo *
35 - Striker475
37 - Greater Gattsby
44 - Marv *
50 - KO_KO
66 - Noidenous


Ins - Tommycash, Marv, DapperDon, BombersFan93, BoomerRoo, gym4life

Outs - Broken, avishka5, matt_bas, RU_, ferball, Jack Bradley, Matera92

* Denotes profound EKA eligibility and likelihood.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

LAS VEGAS BEARS HONOUR BOARD

LEAGUE

Mobbenfuhrer Medal (Best & Fairest)
None

EKA Medal (Best First Year Player)
S18: brahj

Alf Andrews Award (Leading Goalkicker)
None

Deestroy Medal (Best on Ground in the Grand Final)
None

TFLUA Tiger Medal (Best Player as voted by the Committee)
None

Frankston Rover Award (Admin Award)
None

All-SFA Representatives
S18: pantskyle (Ruck)
S19: brahj (Ruck), pantskyle (HFF), Quivorir (CHF)
S20: brahj (Back Pocket/Captain), pantskyle (Bench), Quivorir (CHF)
S21: Robbed
S22: brahj (FP)
S23: Matera92 (Captain and FP)
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon (Bench)


Premiership Teams
Season 22 Las Vegas Bears Premiership Team

B: Yello Mit - @FiveStrings - ferball
HB: AngryRanga - One Eyed Sainter 66 - Jack Bradley
C: kane249 - Doctor Gero - Matera92
HF: SpaceClef - RookiePick - Jay-Z
F: Magruder - brahj - Jezmiester40
R: DemonJim - Dingster - KO_KO

INT: hilly - Gee Dub


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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
Dragons FFC : 17.10.112
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CLUB

The 'Mateflon' Award for Best & Fairest
S18: Matera92 & pantskyle
S19: brahj & Matera92
S20: DemonJim
S21: DemonJim
S22: kane249
S23: Dingster
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon



Captains Award
S18: brahj
S19: Quivorir
S20: Magruder
S21: -
S22: Doctor Gero
S23: AngryRanga
S24: ArgusTuft

Best Clubman
S18: The Half Back
S19: MoOP
S20: MoOP
S21: Dingster
S22: Doctor Gero

Best Rookie
S18: brahj
S19: miss_kate18
S20: Bojan KantKick
S21: Doctor Gero
S22: Jay-Z
S23: Avatarp

Leading Goalkicker
S18: Juggalo Balla
S19: Quivorir
S20: Quivorir
S21: miss_kate18
S22: brahj
S23: Doctor Gero
S24: Broken

Hall of Fame
Dingster - Inducted in S19
hilly - Inducted in S21

Retired Numbers
30 - Matera92

 

[Damp Squarie]

Great to meet you Tommycash
I think I met your brother in Folsom Prison.

Congratulations Josh and Gero who really are the true leaders in this club.

 

[Wosh]

Good luck for the season Bears
Vale QS

 

[U2tigers]

Great uniforms you have there. Looks good.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Great to meet you Tommycash
I think I met your brother in Folsom Prison.

Congratulations Josh and Gero who really are the true leaders in this club.

When we're belting out the song after our round 1 win you'll swiftly discover the Cash vocal talent wasn't shared around too equally.

 

[Tommycash]

Great to meet you Tommycash
I think I met your brother in Folsom Prison.

Congratulations Josh and Gero who really are the true leaders in this club.

Hello and thank you. Yes, yes. The whole family was there a few years ago but now we are down to just the stragglers.

 

[Tommycash]

I'm more

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Cash_(Estonian_rapper): Tomas Tammemets (born on 18 November 1991),[1] better known as Tommy Cash (styled as TOMM¥ €A$H),[2] is an Estonian rapper.

than:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Cash: Tommy Cash, (born April 5, 1940), is an American country singer-songwriterand the younger brother of Johnny Cash.

 

[LeverPuller]

Hello, my name is Bearer Striker, and I would like to speak to you about this amazing squad.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Hello, my name is Bearer Striker, and I would like to speak to you about this amazing squad.

Where to start? Let's start with me. I am amazing.

 

[Tommycash]

Hello, my name is Bearer Striker, and I would like to speak to you about this amazing squad.

Where to next? Let's go to me. I am underwhelming.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Where to next? Let's go to me. I am underwhelming.

Thankfully in a major off-season coup we've secured one of the premier whelming coaches in the business.

 

[Damp Squarie]

I reckon Tommycash will be 'on the money'...meanwhile I'll be on the juice waiting to 'iron' out our first opponent.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

A big welcome to the mighty Marv!
As fit as they come, and loves a goal like no other.
Should offer some incredible insights into nutrition and exercise. I'm sure he'll appreciate the foundation regime we were all given by Miguel Sanchez last year when he taught us how to get two cans of Coke from the vending machine for the price of one.

 

[haydo]

0 posts? Interesting

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

0 posts? Interesting

Couldn't even pop one out for the GF win.
A dormant and mystical hero!

 

[Marv]

0 posts? Interesting

I'm a cross-forum prospect, haven't tapped out a footy post in my life but I am confident that my skills posting on 'like-sport' boards will translate directly. Word is that's how footy (and Qooty) works, right?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

I'm a cross-forum prospect, haven't tapped out a footy post in my life but I am confident that my skills posting on 'like-sport' boards will translate directly. Word is that's how footy (and Qooty) works, right?

Qasketball background?!

 

[AngryRanga]

* I'm excited, a nice clean slate to mould into some sort of shape, like a square or rectangle.

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

like a square

Will serve as the perfect camouflage, in the 400 hours of scouting footage I didn't see him leave the goal square once.

 

[DapperDon]

After thinking long and hard i feel this team is the right fit for me.

What do I do now?

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

After thinking long and hard i feel this team is the right fit for me.

What do I do now?

My friend, that is some of the best thinking you've ever done.

 

[DapperDon]

My friend, that is some of the best thinking you've ever done.

Second best 30sec of my life

 

[JoshWoodenSpoon]

Second best 30sec of my life

Other than those assigned in the OP and 30, is there a jumper number you dig?

 

[AngryRanga]

Solid understanding of the rules.
DapperDon, you don't need to use the sign-up thread between seasons. If the Bears are your choice, you're a Bear

Wow, fabrication of a fake quote that I never posted, where's that in the Bigfooty rules.

Thanks for your help.