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GENERAL INFORMATION


Established: Season 05
Colours: Red, Gold and Black
Premierships: Season 22
Minor Premierships: None
Captains: JoshWoodenSpoon
Vice Captain: Doctor Gero
Leadership Group: Cadaver, Barrybran, Matera92





CLUB HISTORY


https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/las-vegas-bears-club-history.1207128/




MAD DRIPS


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A sponsorship dilemma prevents exposure of our S27 Away Kit.


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Jumper design and graphics credit to Barrybran and lmach



HOME GROUND


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HEAD COACH: CHRISTOPHER WALKEN


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WELFARE OFFICER: PATRICK STEWART


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SEASON 27 PLAYING LIST


0 - SilvaComet
2 - Jezmiester40
3 - Tommycash
4 - hilly
5 - Doctor Gero (VC)
7 - Thomas2
8 - Tandy
9 - Farm Boy
10 - Barrybran
11 - DapperDon
12 - Magruder
13 - Miguel Sanchez
14 - Test Tickle
15 - RookiePick
17.5 - Jatz14
18 - Its Manbearpig
24 - kane249
27 - MWPP
29 - reggie
30 - Matera92
35 - LeverPuller
42- Fizzler
44 - Ressies BushPig
74 - Cadaver
123 - xenxen
2214 - JoshWoodenSpoon (C)
9024 - Sausages




IN: xenxen (DRA), Fizzler (SCS), MWPP (GCR), Thomas2 (rookie), Ressies BushPig (rookie_, Sausages (rookie)
OUT: brahj (GCR) , gym4life (DRA), tim_saints (delisted), gordo2016 (delisted)magpienato (delisted), caloschwaby (delisted)

 
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LEAGUE


Mobbenfuhrer Medal (Best & Fairest)
None


beez Trophy (League MVP)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon
S26: JoshWoodenSpoon


EKA Medal (Best First Year Player)
S18: brahj
S26: Barrybran


FRED Medal (Leading Goalkicker)
None


Deestroy Medal (Best on Ground in the Grand Final)
None


TFLUA Tiger Medal (Best Player as voted by the Committee)
None


Frankston Rover Award (Admin Award)
None


All-SFA Representatives
S18: pantskyle (Ruck)
S19: brahj (Ruck), pantskyle (HFF), Quivorir (CHF)
S20: brahj (Back Pocket/Captain), pantskyle (Bench), Quivorir (CHF)
S21: Robbed
S22: brahj (FP)
S23: Matera92 (Captain and FP)
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon (Bench)
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon (HBF)
S26: Barrybran (W), Cadaver (HFF), JoshWoodenSpoon (BP



Premiership Teams
Season 22 Las Vegas Bears Premiership Team


B: Yello Mit - FiveStrings - ferball
HB: AngryRanga - One Eyed Sainter 66 - Jack Bradley
C: kane249 - Doctor Gero - Matera92
HF: SpaceClef - RookiePick - Jay-Z
F: Magruder - brahj - Jezmiester40
R: DemonJim - Dingster - KO_KO


INT: hilly - Gee Dub


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SIREN SOUNDS FOR THE END OF QUARTER 4
Las Vegas Bears : 17.12.114
Dragons FFC : 17.10.112
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CLUB


'The Mateflon' Award for Best & Fairest
S18: Matera92 & pantskyle
S19: brahj & Matera92
S20: DemonJim
S21: DemonJim
S22: kane249
S23: Dingster
S24: JoshWoodenSpoon
S25: JoshWoodenSpoon
S26: Barrybran


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Captains Award
S18: brahj
S19: Quivorir
S20: Magruder
S21: -
S22: Doctor Gero
S23: AngryRanga
S24: ArgusTuft
S25: Tommycash
S26: Its Manbearpig


Best Club Player
S18: The Half Back
S19: MoOP
S20: MoOP
S21: Dingster
S22: Doctor Gero
S26: Test Tickle


Best Rookie
S18: brahj
S19: miss_kate18
S20: Bojan KantKick
S21: Doctor Gero
S22: Jay-Z
S23: Avatarp
S26: Cadaver


Leading Goalkicker
S18: Juggalo Balla
S19: Quivorir
S20: Quivorir
S21: miss_kate18
S22: brahj
S23: Doctor Gero
S24: Broken
S25: LeverPuller
S26: Cadaver


Best Midfielder
S26: Tandy


Best Forward
S26: Jezmiester40


Best Back
S26: kane249


Life Members
S22: Dingster
S26: kane249


Hall of Fame
Dingster - Inducted in S19
hilly - Inducted in S21


(un)Retired Numbers
30





UPCOMING MILESTONES


reggie is 4 games away from his 200th career game
kane249 is 6 games away from breaking the club consecutive games record
Matera92 is 6 games away from his 150th career game
Fizzler is 8 games away from 100 career games.
LeverPuller is 8 games away from his 100th career game
RookiePick is 8 games away from his 50th game for the club and 50th career game
hilly is 11 games away from his 150th game for the club
LeverPuller is 12 games away from his 50th game for the club
Matera92 is 14 games away from his 150th game for the club
Its Manbearpig is 15 games away from his 50th game for the club and 50th career game
Tommycash is 15 games away from his 50th game for the club
Miguel Sanchez is 17 games away from his 150th game for the club
DapperDon is 18 games away from his 50th game for the club and 50th career game
kane249 is 19 games away from breaking the club games record




FIXTURE PENDING
 
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The culture of this club is a shambles. The captain doesn't even know his own players' names.
Also can't remember to reserve the 2nd post.

Good thing we have MWPP's unbelievable memory to work with this season.
 

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Chyeeeeee SEASON 27.
How spectacularly can we bow out in an elimination final this season?!?

What’s all this then?
Ahoyyyy Fizz! I hope you don't feel any pressure about this, but having displaced me from full back you're basically consider the club savior around here... :innocent:
 

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Ahoyyyy Fizz! I hope you don't feel any pressure about this, but having displaced me from full back you're basically consider the club savior around here... :innocent:
Don't worry Fizzler, Josh was literally the worst full back in the league this season and we consistently relied on our forwards and midfielders to win games. :)
 

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Don't worry Fizzler, Josh was literally the worst full back in the league this season and we consistently relied on our forwards and midfielders to win games. :)
Not quite true. haydo was the worst full back in the league but was sensibly moved up to the wing. JWS was the second-worst full back in the league.
 

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Enough with the flattery mates- don't make me add S26 DERF Winner to the honour board.
 

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If you need any drugs, illicit or otherwise, or psychedelic stoner rock bangers, Its Manbearpig is your guy. Want discount electronics? Tandy is your man. Need some work done on your concrete? Give Test Tickle a ring. We're not just a club, we're a community.
Spiritual guidance? Tommycash speaks no other language. Need to drown some rats? Farm Boy has your back. Can't work the club vending machine? Go no further than kane249. CLUTCH GOAL FROM THE POCKET??!?! That's Jezmiester40.
 
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