Laziest Song Lyrics

[adammania9]

What are rhymes and lyrics that just drive you mental when you hear them because they lack and creative thought and could have just been jotted down in three minutes? Provide some examples of real songs which are just lazy as hell.

"Alright" and "Tonight"
"Maybe" and "Baby"
"Knees" and "Please"
"Desire" and anything that ends in "ire" - desire is just a lazy ass word

Even as a big Doors fan, I concede that Morrison dropped some absolute shockers despite how much he is hailed for being an lyrical genius. For example:
Riders On The Storm
There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Sounds really artistic and metaphorical but it's garbage to me
Or Hello I Love You
Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name
Hello, I love you let me jump in your game
Ew

Lenny Kravitz' Fly Away is a shocker
"I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

 

[adammania9]

Or when artists use the same word twice to rhyme
Example: "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock
We were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
This does my head in.

 

[mike123]

Boss and Ross or just anything in general from Rick Ross

 

[moistie]

Lenny Kravitz' Fly Away is a shocker
"I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

The lyrics can vary depending upon which mix of the song you listen to.




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[Lums23]

Jay z on pound cake by drake

Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake, cake
500 million, I got a pound cake
fellows is frontin', that's upside-down cake
Get 'em a red nose, they clown cakes
They shoulda never let you 'round cake
Look at my neck, I got a carrot cake
Now here's the icing on the cake
Cake, cake-cake, cake-cake
Uh I'm just gettin' started, oh yeah we got it bitch
I've done made more millionaires than the lotto did
Dame made millions, Bigg made millions
Ye made millions, Just made millions
Lyor made millions, Cam made millions
Beans tell you if he wasn't in his feelings
I'm back in my bag
My eyes bloodshot but my jet don't lag
A pair of Jordan 3's tryna chase this cash
Gucci air bag just in case we crash
Uh, last night was mad trill
I'm fresh out of Advil, Jesus grab the wheel

 

[JP Sauce]

Or when artists use the same word twice to rhyme
Example: "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock
We were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
This does my head in.

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

 

[JackNah_8]

Work by rihanna and drake. Annoying song

And gimme me all the work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work

Womaniser by Britney

Womanizer, woman-womanizer
You're a womanizer
Oh, womanizer, oh
You're a womanizer, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Womanizer, womanizer
Womanizer

 

[PhatBoy]

But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step

To me that’s clever.

The f***ing abortion Kid Rock song is rhyming the same single word twice.

McLean is actually rhyming the second last (if you counted door step as two words) word as well as the last.

 

[PhatBoy]

What are rhymes and lyrics that just drive you mental when you hear them because they lack and creative thought and could have just been jotted down in three minutes? Provide some examples of real songs which are just lazy as hell.

"Alright" and "Tonight"
"Maybe" and "Baby"
"Knees" and "Please"
"Desire" and anything that ends in "ire" - desire is just a lazy ass word

Even as a big Doors fan, I concede that Morrison dropped some absolute shockers despite how much he is hailed for being an lyrical genius. For example:
Riders On The Storm
There's a killer on the road
His brain is squirmin' like a toad
Sounds really artistic and metaphorical but it's garbage to me
Or Hello I Love You
Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name
Hello, I love you let me jump in your game
Ew

Lenny Kravitz' Fly Away is a shocker
"I wish that I could fly
Into the sky
So very high
Just like a dragonfly
I'd fly above the trees
Over the seas in all degrees
To anywhere I please

This song is an absolute sin against nature when you consider that the same artist produced arguably the best pure rock and roll song of the 90s.

 

[La Dispute]

'I'd do anything'

 

[DIG]

"I look at the floor, and I see it needs sweeping.

Still my guitar gently weeps"

 

[Deep]

Anything by Young Thug

 

[Beerfish]

Or Hello I Love You
Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name
Hello, I love you let me jump in your game
Ew

And yet the same song gives us the genius of

"Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for something sweet.
Do you hope to make her see you, fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?"

 

[Goroyals22]

Well my mind is getting dirty
Yeah about 11.30 ah ha

Or


Waive you panties in the air
Lick your lips and shake your hair ah-ha

Take it off by kiss...


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[the_interloper]

Or when artists use the same word twice to rhyme
Example: "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock
We were trying different things
We were smoking funny things
This does my head in.

Peace Sells by Megadeth is another example:

What do you mean I hurt your feelings?
Didn't know you had any feelings?

****ing awful. Lucky that song has a wicked bassline.

 

[Beerfish]

Peace Sells by Megadeth is another example:

What do you mean I hurt your feelings?
Didn't know you had any feelings?

******* awful. Lucky that song has a wicked bassline.

Aww come on man

Whaddya mean I aint kind?
Just not your kind.

Whaddya mean I don't pay my bills?
Why d'ya think I'm broke? HUH?

That whole album is ****ing awesome. Best one they ever did imho.

 

[the_interloper]

Aww come on man

Whaddya mean I aint kind?
Just not your kind.

Whaddya mean I don't pay my bills?
Why d'ya think I'm broke? HUH?

That whole album is ******* awesome. Best one they ever did imho.

I love the album too man don't worry, I generally don't give a shit about lyrics anyway!

 

[Fossie 32]

I love Why Can't This Be Love by Van Halen but they went with

'Only time can stand the test of time'.......

 

[adammania9]

And yet the same song gives us the genius of

"Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for something sweet.
Do you hope to make her see you, fool?
Do you hope to pluck this dusky jewel?"

You can literally tell the different sections of the song that he was slammed on acid and the parts that he wasn't

 

[Beerfish]

The lyrics can vary depending upon which mix of the song you listen to.




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That was ****ing hilarious.

 

[The Dice Man]

The lyrics can vary depending upon which mix of the song you listen to.




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****ing brilliant.

 

[DaRick]

Black Sabbath rhyming 'masses' with 'masses' on War Pigs is a legendarily stupid lyric.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

"I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news"

Mind-blowing.

 

[james Dean]

"I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news"

Mind-blowing.

Thom Yorke has said that a few of his songs he would just pull random clippings of words out of a hat and just make a song out of it. It seems as though this person has done something similar but in a far less creative way

 

[Cruyff14]

Girls, by Beyonce.