Vintage Bay Let’s Make Chief, the most stable genius, Some Better Clickbait ***TOTY 2016***

[Benwah83]

For those of us who browse the desktop site, you’ll find something like this at the bottom of the page:

Some clickbait ‘news’ articles. Presumably clicks on these articles generates some income for Chief, the most stable genius,, and allows him to reinforce the BF servers further for those ‘special’ events when there’s lots of traffic, like a Rihcmond elimination finals loss.

The problem is…. well… there’s nothing down there that I really want to click.

So I got thinking (which is always a bit of a worry) – what if the Bay could make Chief, the most stable genius, some better clickbait? We know what we would like to click on, so we can probably guess what the wider BF community would like to click on. At the very least they could be football-related...

• We could come up with some fake ‘news’ articles (they don’t have to be real – they can just link adware-infested penis pill websites);
• Chief, the most stable genius, could use them;
• BF could get more external link clicks;
• Chief, the most stable genius, could use the revenue raised to reinforce the BF server further; and
• Then we can all log on after the next hilariously cataclysmic football event, without fear of the server being down!

Hooray! (Except for all the holes in my logic…. but come along with me here….)

There are plenty of options for ‘news’ articles. Sensational news articles:

Helpful advice:

Even articles specifically targeted at those special D/H’s in our community:

So, let's see your ideas.

 

[Benwah83]

If you want to use a sizing template, here you go:

Pretty exciting

Otherwise, just post a picture/headline combo that you think will bring in the clicks from the BF community.

 

[Benwah83]

Oh, and in before:

 

[Brain Power]

Edit: Damn.

 

[RedVest4]

 

[Smeg Head]

That last one shows up a little differently for me.

 

[bontshow]

Adblock mate

 

[David Schwarz]

All we need is 4,200 people to directly link from here to a pr0n site within a week and we're rolling in **** for two months

#industryinfo

 

[Smeg Head]

 

[Vikingblood]

Why I don't need a helmet-Boak tells all.

 

[Catastic82]

Fred has potential

 

[DapperJong]

Benwah83 is the one true God.

 

[harry000]

Like dis Fred

"Regrow your hair like a threepeat superstar"

www.hawfiehairs.com.au

 

[JoseMourinho]

Oh, and in before:

Legitimately laughed so hard at my work. They all looked at me.

Thanks Benwah!

 

[Dinsdale]

I'm sure this is a great idea, but since I'm viewing BF at work all images and clickbait are blocked by our IT Nazis, so no clickbait or ads for me during work hours, I wonder how many others are protected from Russian Brides and Tay Tay's latest breakup.

Except a flamin' "VOTE LIBERAL" just popped up the bastards....

 

[Damp Squarie]

 

[JoseMourinho]

I'm sure this is a great idea, but since I'm viewing BF at work all images and clickbait are blocked by our IT Nazis, so no clickbait or ads for me during work hours, I wonder how many others are protected from Russian Brides and Tay Tay's latest breakup.

Except a flamin' "VOTE LIBERAL" just popped up the bastards....

Spoiler: You won't believe what is inside of this spoiler

Vote the Australian Liberal Party for Jobs and Growth!

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Mudd]

only a flog doesn't use adblock.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Starburns_]

Spoiler: You won't believe what is inside of this spoiler

Vote the Australian Liberal Party for Jobs and Growth!

Seriously, f*** off Jose.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Seriously, f*** off Jose.

I thought about it afterwards then I was like, yeah this was a shit post

 

[Damp Squarie]

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

 

[Smeg Head]

A poster who, lets say wants to stay Jos-nonimous, sent me this grab of a targeted ad they see.