Scoopar
Team Captain
- Aug 22, 2006
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- Hearts of Midlothian, GB Packers.
Heard this today......
To the tune of Mr Ed
What started out as a flirtatious drink,
Then went beyond a kiss and a wink,
Soon they were rooting as quick as you blink,
Simon you dickhead.
At AFL House it caused a stink,
He threw his career down the sink,
For dipping his wick in the company ink,
Simon you dickhead.
People yackity-yak and Gill couldn’t make it go away,
So he said to Simon, clear out your desk, this is your final day.
To the AFL staff, Gill has said
There’s one thing you must get in your head,
Don’t buy your meat where you get your bread,
Simon you Dickhead.
To the tune of Mr Ed
What started out as a flirtatious drink,
Then went beyond a kiss and a wink,
Soon they were rooting as quick as you blink,
Simon you dickhead.
At AFL House it caused a stink,
He threw his career down the sink,
For dipping his wick in the company ink,
Simon you dickhead.
People yackity-yak and Gill couldn’t make it go away,
So he said to Simon, clear out your desk, this is your final day.
To the AFL staff, Gill has said
There’s one thing you must get in your head,
Don’t buy your meat where you get your bread,
Simon you Dickhead.