Lets Go Brayden

[Mr Blicavs]

Look the clock stopped because I dropped it when I was stealing it OK?

I think of myself as a boat person, as my ancestors arrived here from 1850s (earliest) to 1920s (latest), nearly all Irish.

Now my family is like the united nations with Mauritian, Japanese, Palestinian, and Indigenous Australian, bloody marvelous (also a teensy bit of P*m, big shame job).

I grew up with a few Polish mates and its weird but I barrack for the Poles. Same with the Hellenes.

Its fun to joke about mild racist and bigoted stuff, but it can get boring for the people who are the butt of the jokes. Anti Irish sentiment is so rare in Oz now that the two or three times Ive copped it it made me laugh it was so silly.

I feel the anti indigenous stuff more keenly now i have indigenous family members. I guess thats hyoocritical, i knew intellectually it was evil before, but now i really feel it in my gut.

I like to drop in the "double neanderthal" line because its funny, and its a great antidote to white supremacists. Everyone outside Africa has a touch if the old caveman blood, and western Europe has a double serve.

I like that a wee bit of neanderthal genes survive too. They went hard and i reckon they looked like Maynard and Hawkins. Theres no ancestral purity, we are all a mixture.

Realised this was fiction here ...

 

[Cyclops]

Realised this was fiction here ...

Im all grown up flog, I'm within 5 kg of Tomahawk. Just a little shorter though...

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Im all grown up flog, I'm within 5 kg of Tomahawk. Just a little shorter though...

I meant the part about you having mates

 

[Cyclops]

I meant the part about you having mates

Pies are never short of mates.

Tell you what though, gets harder and harder to stay in contact with your mates when you get older.

One bloke, I've known him 32 years, been trying to catch up for the last 3 months. Hes selling his place and Im running around after Cyclops jnr, keeps falling through.

You end up being mates with the kids mates parents. Luckily they are a decent mob at my boys school.

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Pies are never short of mates.

Tell you what though, gets harder and harder to stay in contact with your mates when you get older.

One bloke, I've known him 32 years, been trying to catch up for the last 3 months. Hes selling his place and Im running around after Cyclops jnr, keeps falling through.

You end up being mates with the kids mates parents. Luckily they are a decent mob at my boys school.

Aint that the truth

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Pies are never short of mates.

Tell you what though, gets harder and harder to stay in contact with your mates when you get older.

One bloke, I've known him 32 years, been trying to catch up for the last 3 months. Hes selling his place and Im running around after Cyclops jnr, keeps falling through.

You end up being mates with the kids mates parents. Luckily they are a decent mob at my boys school.

I have had 4 close personal friends die before the age of 40 (2 before 30)


Worst part of getting older/aging is losing so many mates and family members along the way.

 

[Cyclops]

Not to be cynical but love the ones you're with. Be a mate to the people you can. Old ones told me that when i was young, didnt see the sense in it but i do now.

I have had 4 close personal friends die before the age of 40 (2 before 30)


Worst part of getting older/aging is losing so many mates and family members along the way.

JFC i am sorry to hear that.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I have had 4 close personal friends die before the age of 40 (2 before 30)


Worst part of getting older/aging is losing so many mates and family members along the way.

When somebody dies in Geelong, the whole town loses a family member.

 

[leobarryustar]

Maynard​

Zed’s homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace’s bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.

“Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?”

“No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to **** his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.”