Let's pick over the still warm, slightly twitching dead carcass that is Norf's list

[Mofra]

Hi Bay.

It's list management time for 12 teams, with the 6 good teams casting one eye across the list management sphere as well.

North cleverly announced they were rebuilding before their final H&A game in a way that was sure to get their troops pumped for the end of the season. It is our responsibility to help them.

Looking at their list, are there any players worth trading for? They desperately need picks so they can start getting some young talent into the club and we know North fans are normally fair-minded judges of talent (rating Gav Urqhuardt over Pendles, or Atley over JJ).

Casting an eye over their list I see that young Wells chap is somehow a free agent.
There's a weird looking third forward who goes missing in finals slightly less than Jack Darling who might be worth a late fourth rounder as well.
Some young HBFer who is involved with a large fast food franchise looks like handy depth, and Chris Tarrent's cousin might develop into an accountable defender.

Anyone else willing to help North by trading for one of their players?

 

[Impunity!]

I like the cut of that dirty diving ****wit Thomas' jib!

I will have him for First Deckhand in my production of HMS Pinafore.

 

[RedVest4]

Wouldn't even trade Menegola for their entire team

 

[NetworkNerd]

I think the OP meant Chris Tarrants brother.....

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'd take Todd Goldstein as a back-up ruck.

 

[RelaxMax]

I'd take Todd Goldstein as a back-up ruck.

I'd take him shopping

He could carry my bags and reach the higher shelves

 

[Two Eyes]

Thread cuts too close to the bone. I fear the pies will actually lure Wells away, thus raising both clubs' age profile by one year.

 

[IanW]

I'd be happy for us to offer a package of third- and fourth-round picks we wont use for a certain B. Harvey.

He'd need to be managed, but Im pretty sure we could send him around for one more year in orange and charcoal.

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

Majak looks like a player. The other 21 last night were putrid. They honest ought to go to Gil, offer to suck his **** and apollogise for not going to the GC, and beg for a priority pick In Return for going to tassie permanently. 6 hobart, 5 launny games a year. They're a ****ing rabble. A complete muppet for a chairman, the shit twin for a coach and no good players. If they can't get afl help and move to tassie, they'll need to board the joint up and just give it away for good. The bonus of norf having a monopoly on tassie means hawforn will go broke , not having a whole state to leech off.

 

[Hawk Dork]

I'd be happy for us to offer a package of third- and fourth-round picks we wont use for a certain B. Harvey.

He'd need to be managed, but Im pretty sure we could send him around for one more year in orange and charcoal.

To head up your cheersquad as your version of
Kenny Williams ?

 

[Catsmaninamerica]

To head up your cheersquad as your version of
Kenny Williams ?

Lol - Harvey probably confuses you. A player in his 30's who isnt slow and shit. Hodge - embarrassing.

 

[11sjw]

Majak had one of his best games last night. Given he had a zombie and the world's largest Sideshow Bob impersonator as fellow key forwards you have to give him extra credit for producing what he did.

 

[van peebles]

We have to many good players in our NEAFL side and no vacancies.
Besides norths list is really a carlton type of shop.

 

[Paul007]

North are stuffed, has the man-child announced it is leaving to coach the Bears yet?

 

[DEECEE]

I reckon cloake would be a solid move for their rebuild

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[Kram]

If we were able to drop to 3rd last I reckon Norf can comfortably take out the 2017 spoon.

 

[GoCROWS!]

I don't know how he thinks Downhill Drew will leave any sort of hole in his team; was a shame he wasn't there last night to celebrate Boomer's last game.

 

[JustaBattler]

Norfs...hmmmm..norfs...


lol

 

[chefmeister]

Will take Boomer but only if his missus comes along as club dietician.
Lord knows big Tom and Gutlop need to be made aware of the dangers of a late night eating binge or 12...

 

[Plugger35]

We'll take back Dal Santo.

Nah just joking he can GAGF.

 

[hufus]

lolnor... yeesh. Hard to laugh when there's that much pain coming. But ...f anyway

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Brad Scott should consider moving on.

 

[van peebles]

Brad Scott should consider moving on.

Tossing up between pooooort,rihcmond and brizzy will take time.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He'll take the money at Brisbane. The forced retirements and talk of unfinished business are reminiscent of Ross Lyon's final days at St Kilda.

 

[evo]

We need a small forward. Puts us down for Yeah-Nahas