Let's pick over the still warm, slightly twitching dead carcass that is Norf's list

[Kangaroos4eva]

People call us irrelevant yet cant stop talking about us.

#northareeveryonesfavouriteteam

Well lots of people seem to have lots of love for north.

 

[Le Grille]

Well lots of people seem to have lots of love for north.

Most talked about club on the internets.

 

[bombersfan4000]

my disappointment was that bloke didn't have a gold plated ak-47 assault rifle

Gold coloured silver foil?

 

[Freomaniac]

I had a look on their club website Senior playing list and I thought I'd pick out the players I had never even heard of in ANY capacity, news reports articles, threads or anything really..

Jed Anderson;
Ben Jacobs;
Luke MsDonald;
Ryan Clarke;
Paul Ahern;
Jy Simpkin;
Ben McKay;
Daniel Nielsen;
Braydon Preuss;
Ed Vickers-Willis;
Declan Watson;
Nick Larkey;
Declan Mountford;
Cameron Zurhaar

So there you go, the most clogged list in the AFL

lets be honest, north got bagged out playing a lot of 30 year olds. North could only keep Boomer Harvey and Nick Dal santo for so long until it was time to turf them off.

Interesting list of players you got there. They had to play the youf some time

 

[Freomaniac]

Gold coloured silver foil?

Nope this bad boy right here

 

[Freomaniac]

might be some life in this north carcass after all

 

[A Cut Above]

Hartung & Anderson looked great for a pair of plodders. Hawks are doing our bit to fast-track the rebuild!

 

[Bigeasy]

I had a look on their club website Senior playing list and I thought I'd pick out the players I had never even heard of in ANY capacity, news reports articles, threads or anything really..

Jed Anderson;
Ben Jacobs;
Luke MsDonald;
Ryan Clarke;
Paul Ahern;
Jy Simpkin;
Ben McKay;
Daniel Nielsen;
Braydon Preuss;
Ed Vickers-Willis;
Declan Watson;
Nick Larkey;
Declan Mountford;
Cameron Zurhaar

So there you go, the most clogged list in the AFL

Starting to know them now? Your mob on the other hand is filled with flaky rejects. Better get them on the jooce

 

[A Cut Above]

Schoenmakers will be out of contract soon, nudge nudge wink wink.

 

[Bigeasy]

Schoenmakers will be out of contract soon, nudge nudge wink wink.

We will turn him around. Your club is only good with established players

 

[iBeng]

We will turn him around. Your club is only good with established players

Is he old enough though? You had to Waite a while for your last KPF after all...

 

[Bigeasy]

Is he old enough though? You had to Waite a while for your last KPF after all...

Ben Brown?

 

[Freomaniac]

Hi Bay.

It's list management time for 12 teams, with the 6 good teams casting one eye across the list management sphere as well.

North cleverly announced they were rebuilding before their final H&A game in a way that was sure to get their troops pumped for the end of the season. It is our responsibility to help them.

Looking at their list, are there any players worth trading for? They desperately need picks so they can start getting some young talent into the club and we know North fans are normally fair-minded judges of talent (rating Gav Urqhuardt over Pendles, or Atley over JJ).

Casting an eye over their list I see that young Wells chap is somehow a free agent.
There's a weird looking third forward who goes missing in finals slightly less than Jack Darling who might be worth a late fourth rounder as well.
Some young HBFer who is involved with a large fast food franchise looks like handy depth, and Chris Tarrent's cousin might develop into an accountable defender.

Anyone else willing to help North by trading for one of their players?

Well your mob face North this weekend. I am sure one or 2 decent north players can fit in your teams 22?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

I'd take Todd Goldstein as a back-up ruck.

Did I say Goldstein?
I think I meant to say I'd trade a soft inside mid with shocking disposal who doesn't like to participate in pre-season training for Braydon Preuss.

 

[bontshow]

Higgins can come back on our bus, the rest can find new jobs

 

[True North]

Kanye Turner better than anything the Dogs have. We might merge them into our VFLW side


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[Bleeeeeeeeep]

lolbullflogs

 

[Freomaniac]

North are stuffed, has the man-child announced it is leaving to coach the Bears yet?

Well North scored 1.8.14 a couple of weeks ago

 

[Freomaniac]

We already donated Chris Mayne!? What more do they want from us? You can have Suban too.

suban got fat didnt he?

 

[Freomaniac]

I had to google that to get the last joke.
Furthermore, anyone who suffers from queunliskanphobia should not play on Chris Dawes or coach Richmond.

you want any player off Norths list?

 

[Freomaniac]

I know right? I couldn't believe he was Sudanese either until the commentators were nice enough to tell me... each and every time he touched the football.


Srsly tho, pfft sif trade Menegola for any of Norf's plodders. The kid's become a star, they should hand him the Normy & next year's Charlie now.

would you take anyone from Norths list right now?

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

you want any player off Norths list?

Rumours going around that we're keen on Ben Brown and Jared Polec.

You would think we'd have learned from Preuss and Corey Wagner.

 

[chelseacarlton]

Rumours going around that we're keen on Ben Brown and Jared Polec.

You would think we'd have learned from Preuss and Corey Wagner.

Polec is your replacement for Clayton Oliver to the Blues!

 

[crazywildhorse]

Aye... if this was the case already in 2016..

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Would happily hand over James Parsons for a can of coke and a mars bar. Cunnington wouldnt part with the mars bar #fatkent