Let's remind ourselves why we don't like... Episode 3: Hawthorn

[its been done]

Where do I start?

• Hawks supporters are bad losers and even worse winners
• Their president is Eddie Everywhere 2.0
• The umpires regularly favor them at critical times of matches
• Using free agency to their advantage to purchase so many players for low draft picks in return
• Jeff Kennett blocking the AFL from forming a Tasmanian team back in 2008
• Their coach is the worst loser in Australian sport, worse than Ricky Stuart at the Canberra Raiders
• Using "Unsocialable Football", niggling tactics and starting random fights as weapons against the rest of the league since the 80s
• Along with Carlton, refusing to give up their country zone (Mornington Peninsula FL) to someone else as part of the VFL's planned rotation of the zones with the 10 other clubs in the mid 1960s.
• Overall, just a middle class version of Collingwood

 

[Bleeeeeeeeep]

Ummm yep.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

**** me! That dude looks like a worn out leather handbag!

He looks like a scrotum with a face.

 

[A Cut Above]

Where do I start?

• Hawks supporters are bad losers and even worse winners
• Their president is Eddie Everywhere 2.0
• The umpires regularly favor them at critical times of matches
• Using free agency to their advantage to purchase so many players for low draft picks in return
• Jeff Kennett blocking the AFL from forming a Tasmanian team back in 2008
• Their coach is the worst loser in Australian sport, worse than Ricky Stuart at the Canberra Raiders
• Using "Unsocialable Football", niggling tactics and starting random fights as weapons against the rest of the league since the 80s
• Along with Carlton, refusing to give up their country zone (Mornington Peninsula FL) to someone else as part of the VFL's planned rotation of the zones with the 10 other clubs in the mid 1960s.
• Overall, just a middle class version of Collingwood

You left out the most important one for any Swans fan

• They spanked us in the 2014 GF

 

[leobarryustar]

You left out the most important one for any Swans fan

• They spanked us in the 2014 GF

Spanked you in 2012 and denied you the ‘Fourthorn’.

He looks like a scrotum with a face.

He looks like an ugly old serbian lady mid-chemo

 

[FurTheWin]

 

[Lebbo73]

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Every Dr Who fan loves Davros and Dalek episodes!

 

[RelaxMax]

Where do I start?

• Hawks supporters are bad losers and even worse winners
• Their president is Eddie Everywhere 2.0
• The umpires regularly favor them at critical times of matches
• Using free agency to their advantage to purchase so many players for low draft picks in return
• Jeff Kennett blocking the AFL from forming a Tasmanian team back in 2008
• Their coach is the worst loser in Australian sport, worse than Ricky Stuart at the Canberra Raiders
• Using "Unsocialable Football", niggling tactics and starting random fights as weapons against the rest of the league since the 80s
• Along with Carlton, refusing to give up their country zone (Mornington Peninsula FL) to someone else as part of the VFL's planned rotation of the zones with the 10 other clubs in the mid 1960s.
• Overall, just a middle class version of Collingwood

 

[OnTheRocks]

**** me! That dude looks like a worn out leather handbag!

How many have you collected over the years?

 

[Damp Squarie]

S

Spit it out son...

 

[Damp Squarie]

Something about having brain dead ferret fornicating shrivel dicked numb nutted nuff nuffs as supporters.

Hang in there CS... Geelong is next.

 

[Damp Squarie]

#freekickhawthorn still sticks in my gullet.
2012 Prelim Final where according to the Geesh (Umpires Flukey) the shitstains were afforded “free” passage into the big dance to the tune of 11 reach-arounds by the maggots.

 

[crazywildhorse]

#freekickhawthorn still sticks in my gullet.
2012 Prelim Final where according to the Geesh (Umpires Flukey) the shitstains were afforded “free” passage into the big dance to the tune of 11 reach-arounds by the maggots.

And we got rolled the next week by one of the AFL’s favourites, which would have also happened to you also.

 

[Damp Squarie]

And we got rolled the next week by one of the AFL’s favourites, which would have also happened to you also.

We’ll never know

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

He looks like an ugly old serbian lady mid-chemo

He looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.

 

[OnTheRocks]

We’ll never know

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[Dinsdale]

Where do I start?

• Hawks supporters are bad losers and even worse winners
• Their president is Eddie Everywhere 2.0
• The umpires regularly favor them at critical times of matches
• Using free agency to their advantage to purchase so many players for low draft picks in return
• Jeff Kennett blocking the AFL from forming a Tasmanian team back in 2008
• Their coach is the worst loser in Australian sport, worse than Ricky Stuart at the Canberra Raiders
• Using "Unsocialable Football", niggling tactics and starting random fights as weapons against the rest of the league since the 80s
• Along with Carlton, refusing to give up their country zone (Mornington Peninsula FL) to someone else as part of the VFL's planned rotation of the zones with the 10 other clubs in the mid 1960s.
• Overall, just a middle class version of Collingwood

LoL, too much salt on this popcorn

 

[Tyler Durden007]

 

[True North]

Jonathan Hay trade

Josh Gibson trade

We probably traded them Dunstall for Lance Piccione, I've blocked lots of things from my memory.

 

[Lebbo73]

Sookwood must have passed through at Glenferrie!

 

[The Wrecker]

Hawfs really struggling for relevance now having lost four finals in a row. That's 3KZ, good for football.

 

[PeanutButter Pies]

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[leobarryustar]

He looks like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.

He looks likes Jeanne Pratt’s vagina birthing a grapefruit