Let's talk Ports! Part 2

[bomberclifford]

The Heaviest Bench Press Record

The Crunchiest Man Towel Certificate

 

[Interstater]

I hate school holidays, when do you kids go back to school?

Credit where its due, our offseason team have earned the respect of 3rd parties with what they have done for the last few months.
Will it translate to on field results, well there's a few more variables to manage before we can even hope for that.

 

[Pappagallo]

The Golden Deckchair.

“And the Deckie for the Most Trained Down House goes to...”

 

[chickentendies]

They'll reply with:

"Sory Pord, we have been not here for the past few deys. No open traineng sessionz R schexuled for this week."

Lacking emojis

 

[Duck Farmer]

“And the Deckie for the Most Trained Down House goes to...”

... which qualifies him for lifetime membership of the Big Panther Club.

 

[Doctor Feel]

... which qualifies him for lifetime membership of the Big Panther Club.

Plural m8. Big Panther(s).

 

[PatientMental]

Teams that make the most changes in the off season in regards to bringing players in and offloading others are seen to 'win' the offseason.

2015 Trade ratings:
Coll A
Geelong A+

Bulldogs (premiers): C


2015 Trade ratings:
Brisbane A-
Fremantle A
Gold Coast B+
GWS A
St Kilda A+
WCE A

Richmond (Premiers): B


2015 Trade ratings:
Essendon 9/10
Fremantle 9/10
Port 9/10

West Coast (premiers): 7/10
Runner-up 5/10


Having the media frothing over you between November and February is a death sentence.

 

[Doctor Feel]

lol I reckon North are going to be absolute garbage. They recruited the flakiest dudes in the league and have passed them off as a big coup.

Gaff ******* them was hilarious.

 

[Smithy7]

lol I reckon North are going to be absolute garbage. They recruited the flakiest dudes in the league and have passed them off as a big coup.

Gaff ******* them was hilarious.

I have been watching replays of Port games 2018 ... geez, Polec sure made a lot of mistakes, which I had not noticed before, and made me say .. what the ..

 

[OneGreatClub]

About Sutcliffe:

http://messenger.smedia.com.au/port...oc=MPSW/2019/01/09&entity=Ar02603&sk=6D046EEB

 

[Janus]

lol I reckon North are going to be absolute garbage. They recruited the flakiest dudes in the league and have passed them off as a big coup.

Gaff ******* them was hilarious.

They needed to use their money somewhere.

I don’t think they’ll be garbage. I think they’ll go down the St Kilda path - constantly believing they are a player away from playing finals only to realise (as St Kilda did when they recruited Carlisle) that they weren’t close at all.

At least when we started doing it we actually made a semi final.

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

About Sutcliffe:

http://messenger.smedia.com.au/portside-weekly/shared/ShowArticle.aspx?doc=MPSW/2019/01/09&entity=Ar02603&sk=6D046EEB

Was great to read about Mahney playing. Tradition continues.

 

[OneGreatClub]

Was great to read about Mahney playing. Tradition continues.

Agree

 

[GoPorts]

About Sutcliffe:

http://messenger.smedia.com.au/port...oc=MPSW/2019/01/09&entity=Ar02603&sk=6D046EEB

I like how the fact that we have a first game is the fifth best thing to look forward to

Sent from my Pixel 2 XL using Tapatalk

 

[Us against the rest]

See SPP has a new GF. She is a Perth girl, hope that's not going to influence his football future.

 

[Doctor Feel]

See SPP has a new GF. She is a Perth girl, hope that's not going to influence his football future.View attachment 603296View attachment 603299

Pretty sure that's the same chick from the dickposting saga. Seems the exact type you would expect from him.

 

[Us against the rest]

Pretty sure that's the same chick from the dickposting saga. Seems the exact type you would expect from him.

All makes sense now.

 

[Visenfest]

Pretty sure that's the same chick from the dickposting saga. Seems the exact type you would expect from him.

Put your claws away Beryl, the players are allowed to have hot girlfriends.

 

[NoddyHolder]

See SPP has a new GF. She is a Perth girl, hope that's not going to influence his football future.View attachment 603296View attachment 603299

Based on that pic I'm more worried we're going to lose him to refereeing gridiron

 

[Doctor Feel]

Put your claws away Beryl, the players are allowed to have hot girlfriends.

They can do as they please, i'm just saying on appearance she looks like as much trouble as we know he is.

 

[Visenfest]

They can do as they please, i'm just saying on appearance she looks like as much trouble as we know he is.

Seems to me that he's been doing better lately (rumours are that he's training really well, etc). Let him make up for the mistakes he made last year. He probably knows he stuffed up.

 

[Magus]

They can do as they please, i'm just saying on appearance she looks like as much trouble as we know he is.

As much trouble as addictive vidya games?

 

[Janus]

They can do as they please, i'm just saying on appearance she looks like as much trouble as we know he is.

She looks like she’d be fun and really sweet.

 

[chiwigi]

They can do as they please, i'm just saying on appearance she looks like as much trouble as we know he is.

Hahah, access to hot women is as much an incentive to play good footy as premierships and money.

 

[Jonts]

lol I reckon North are going to be absolute garbage. They recruited the flakiest dudes in the league and have passed them off as a big coup.

Gaff ******* them was hilarious.

never forget that this was over 100 likes on the north board