Let's write a poem GD, everyone contribute a line

[the fly]

And the lady of the mountain was stuffed.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Take a river carp and jam it up your butt

 

[Gough]

Take a river carp and jam it up your butt

There's a legend about Led Zeppelin and some groupies trying something like that.

 

[GWBogan]

There's a legend about Led Zeppelin and some groupies trying something like that.

Apparently it was their road manager putting a red snapper up a girl's twat.

 

[ioppolo]

One day whilst browsing BigFooty...

 

[La Dispute]

There's vomit on his sweater already

 

[Cruyff14]

I have maggots in my scrotum.

 

[GWBogan]

Whilst I climbed up an old totem.

 

[DroopStDanny]

There's a legend about Led Zeppelin and some groupies trying something like that.

Apparently it was their road manager putting a red snapper up a girl's twat.

Neither Zeppelin nor snapper,
According to Zappa.

 

[por_please_ya]

The wobbegong shark gasped 'glory be'

 

[MWPP]

The wobbegong shark gasped 'glory be'

as Ariel and Flounder frolicked under the sea​

 

[perthblue]

this poem is going to be hard to put together, not least of all due to almost all the lines so far being plagiarisms

 

[Cruyff14]

Thought Perthblue, after letting out a deep sigh.

 

[ioppolo]

Perthblue took to burrying his sorrows in a glass of Gin & Dry

 

[por_please_ya]

The new Optus Stadium stood before him in all its glory

 

[Mofra]

A corporate branded allegory

 

[Denkverbot]

And the moderation of SRP was bias

 

[Cruyff14]

Where many claim to be pious.

 

[Mofra]

Chief only cares about BigFooty clicks

 

[perthblue]

and sending dirty PM's to all the Bigfooty chicks

 

[HairyO]

But his Achilles heel is chicks with dicks

 

[por_please_ya]

whom entertain him with their cheap tricks.

 

[HairyO]

Except on Fridays because Carlton is on the telly

 

[Cruyff14]

But you'd rather look down and laugh at your belly.

 

[por_please_ya]

Because the Blues, quite frankly, are playing like s**t