Life Of Brian

[Satay Mat]

"She's a witch !!!"

"How do you know she is a witch ?"

"She turned me into a mute !................I got better"


Satay Mat

 

[Beausgirl43]

hehehehehe

CLASSICS..........

cheers...

 

[Hit The Boundary Saints]

The Meaning of Life has more laugh out loud scenes than the others, but more flatspots too.

"Every Sperm is sacred" has been mentioned before. My personal favourite (based on years of Catholic school education) was as follows)

CHAPLAIN:
Let us praise God. O Lord,...
CONGREGATION:
O Lord,...
CHAPLAIN:
...ooh, You are so big,...
CONGREGATION:
...ooh, You are so big,...
CHAPLAIN:
...so absolutely huge.
CONGREGATION:
...so absolutely huge.
CHAPLAIN:
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
CONGREGATION:
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.
CHAPLAIN:
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...
CONGREGATION:
And barefaced flattery.

CHAPLAIN:
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.
CONGREGATION:
Fantastic.
HUMPHREY:
Amen.
CONGREGATION:
Amen.

 

[The Hippie]

Thought we'd gotten over the whole LOB thing, good t osee it's back.

From Holy Grail, Witch burning.

'Does wood sink in water?'

'No, no, it floats'

'What else floats in water?'

'Ah, lead, lead'
'Churches, churches'
(John Cleese, of course) 'Very small rocks'

King Arthur 'A duck'

'Gasp'

 

[The Hippie]

Originally posted by Satay Mat
"She's a witch !!!"

"How do you know she is a witch ?"

"She turned me into a mute !................I got better"


Satay Mat

LOL,
'And what do we do with witches?'

'BURN THEM'

"And what to we burn apart from witches?'

'More witches'


Satay, my hearing must have went over the years, I always swore that guy said 'Well, she turned me into a newt'

 

[Pump]

"what have the Romans done for us....?"

 

[Satay Mat]

Originally posted by The Hippie


LOL,
'And what do we do with witches?'

'BURN THEM'

"And what to we burn apart from witches?'

'More witches'


Satay, my hearing must have went over the years, I always swore that guy said 'Well, she turned me into a newt'

could be could be...I am usually ROFLMAO by that stage !!!

SM

 

[Dr AlfAndrews]

CENTURION:

What's this then? "Romanes Eunt Domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house.

BRIAN:
(defiantly)
It says "Romans go home."

CENTURION:

No it doesn't. What's Latin for Romans? (slaps him)
Come on ... Come on ...

BRIAN:

Romanus !

CENTURION:

Goes like?

BRIAN:

Er ... annus.

CENTURION:

Vocative plural of annus is ... (tweaking Brian's hair)

BRIAN:

Anni.

CENTURION:

Romani ...
(crossing out "es" and substituting "i", slaps Brian)
"eunt"? ... What's "eunt"?

BRIAN:

Go ...
(he is shaken)
... Er ...

CENTURION:

Conjugate the verb "to go".

BRIAN:

Ire ... eo ... is ... it ... imus ... itis ... eunt ...

CENTURION:

So eunt is?

BRIAN:

Third person plural present indicicative. They go.

CENTURION:

But "Romans go home" is an order ... so you must use ...

BRIAN:

The imperative !

CENTURION:

Which is ... ?

BRIAN:

Aaaagh ... i ...

CENTURION:

How many Romans? ...

BRIAN:

Plural. Plural. Ite. Ite.

CENTURION:

Ite ...
(changes it)
Domus ... what is domus?

BRIAN:

Er ...

CENTURION:

Romans go home. The motion is towards, isn't it boy?

BRIAN:

Dative, sir.

CENTURION:

(drawing his sword and holding it to Brian's throat)
Dative !

BRIAN:

No, not dative ...

CENTURION:

... What?

BRIAN:

Accusative ... er ... domum ... ad domum, sir.

CENTURION:

Except that domus takes the ... ?

BRIAN:

... Oh, the locative, sir.

CENTURION:

Which is ... ?

BRIAN :

Domum?

CENTURION:

So we have ... Romanum, ite domum. Do you understand?

BRIAN:

Yes, sir.

CENTURION:

Now, write it out a hundred times.

BRIAN:

Yes, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.

CENTURION:

Hail Caesar.

BRIAN:

Yes sir.

CENTURION:

And if it isn't done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.

BRIAN:

Thank you sir. Hail Caesar, sir and everything, sir.
(he starts writing it out)

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And another Python classic.

WE USED TO GET UP, HALF PAST TEN AT NIGHT, HALF AN HOUR BEFORE WE WENT TO BED, EAT A LUMP OF FREEZING COLD POISON, WORK 25 HOURS A DAY AT MILL ... AND PAY MILL OWNER TO LET US WORK THERE ... AND WHEN WE GOT HOME OUR FATHER USED TO THRASH US TO SLEEP WITH BELT.

 

[Satay Mat]

Originally posted by Dr AlfAndrews

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And another Python classic.

WE USED TO GET UP, HALF PAST TEN AT NIGHT, HALF AN HOUR BEFORE WE WENT TO BED, EAT A LUMP OF FREEZING COLD POISON, WORK 25 HOURS A DAY AT MILL ... AND PAY MILL OWNER TO LET US WORK THERE ... AND WHEN WE GOT HOME OUR FATHER USED TO THRASH US TO SLEEP WITH BELT.

There were a 'undred and fifty of us living in shoebox in mddle 'o road.

 

[The Hippie]

Originally posted by Satay Mat


There were a 'undred and fifty of us living in shoebox in mddle 'o road.

Cardboard box?