Life rules and laws

[Catfish Alley]

Wouldn't it be more difficult with an older, more experienced woman?

 

[Gough]

If you put on the kettle you have to offer everybody else in the house a brew of some description.

 

[Cruyff14]

If you dish it out, you gotta be prepared to cop it back.

 

[Shane Hird]

Suburban KFC restaurants are both chockers inside and at the drive thru between 6pm and 7pm every night.

Yes, an issue that often drives me to the edge of insanity.

Be a slacker and sit in your car for 25 minutes inhaling exhaust fumes or roll the dice and walk in and you're guaranteed to be standing behind some freak who proceeds to order four ####ing mega family boxes.

 

[Hudu Gurusingha]

Yes, an issue that often drives me to the edge of insanity.

Be a slacker and sit in your car for 25 minutes inhaling exhaust fumes or roll the dice and walk in and you're guaranteed to be standing behind some freak who proceeds to order four ####ing mega family boxes.

You could go somewhere else?

 

[BluesMan]

Chicks named Katie* and Bree are invariably cravers.

* Katie. Not Kate, or Kat, or Kathryn. Only chicks who go by "Katie".

Jeez, I feel like we know the same people. That is scary

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Jeez, I feel like we know the same people. That is scary

Just a universal life rule.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

Never heck a crazy girl

Always **** crazy girls (just don't provide them with any contact details and ALWAYS use a pseudonym).

I'm shit at sticking by rules

Never get your honey where ya get your money. broken
Never go out with single mamas from the outer west. broken (due to reasons best expressed by Neil)

 

[Gough]

Rust Never Sleeps is such a great album. With Freedom it bookends a very weird 80s for Shakey.

 

[CLUBMEDhurst]

The 80's was weird for many of us. I agree about the superlative bookends

 

[garrydavis]

any girl with her name ending in 2 adjacent vowels:

they well keep trying to heck you no matter what. Even if youve fvked 15 of their closest friends they will still try to make their other friends jealous by inviting you around with 3 of their hottest friends for an all nighter.

 

[garrydavis]

also, if you're too rich and successful, chicks won't stop asking for it.

 

[craigos]

I wonder how Garry finds time to be so successful and rich between posting on bigfooty and doing sex.

 

[Quivorir]

When you're rich you pay people to post for you.

 

[Scotland]

My local KFC is horrendously inefficient. If there are 5 customers they will serve each one from start to finish before serving the next. I.e. if I'm first in line they'll take my order, get it ready, give it to me then take the next person's order, rather than taking all the orders and queuing them up like every other fast food chain restaurant would do. Thankfully the 'you know what, KFC might be alright' urge only comes over me about once or twice a year, as their inefficiency annoys me even before their food has a chance to make me sick.

I'm going to try my own fried chicken soon. I saw a bloke making some on Lifestyle Food channel on Fox which looked pretty awesome. If you blanch the chicken pieces in boiling water to cook them through, leave them to cool then fry them quickly you can get a great flavour and crisp without the oil soaking through the chicken and having a thick, soggy coating etc.

Anyway, life rules... If someone starts a sentence with 'as a Christian...' or 'as a parent...' ignore everything they have to say from that point on.

 

[Shane Hird]

Seems it's a country wide policy..for my local kfc also serves punters one at a time.

Idiots.

 

[The Passenger]

All straight men should learn how to properly go down on women. I've heard some horror stories from females. It sounds like there are a lot of guys out there who think they are eating a meat pie.

EDIT: On reflection everyone should learn how to go down properly on their desired sexual partners.

 

[Quivorir]

Who will teach them? Not exactly something they can ask their mum and dad, and pr0n isn't a great educator.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

People should be more open in telling their partner what feels good. No one ever got off by being silent or faking just to spare their partner's feelings.

 

[Doss]

Sod's Law. It strikes with regularity.

 

[Catfish Alley]

I wouldn't recommend people do things they aren't comfortable with. If they're not into a certain thing that's fine. Finding somebody compatible is important.

 

[Shupe]

I'm yet to meet an unattractive Georgia. Thus, all females named Georgia are babes.

 

[RU_]

I'm yet to meet an unattractive Georgia. Thus, all females named Georgia are babes.

You're onto something now that I think about it.. Same with Jess.

 

[Taylor]

Who will teach them? Not exactly something they can ask their mum and dad, and pr0n isn't a great educator.

If everyone had a best friend they could sleep with and try things with, not like a boyfriend or girlfriend, just a friend who teaches you how to be good at things then I think we might fix a lot of the problems growing up.

A few of my guy friends just needed that confidence boosting bonk to get them on their feet and running.

 

[Quivorir]

Taking one for the team. Well done Tayl0r