Social Science Life Tricks.

[Power King]

Just the faces of some girls. On our journalism pub crawl I was wearing a moonboot because I'm coming back from ankle surgery. I'd gotten out of the boot ages ago but because the shoes with my temporary orthotics in were not suitable for going out in I went back to the moonboot for one night so I could wear a good shoe on the other foot.

Basically, I used the moonboot as the hook in my story that I was rookie-listed to the Crows and had injured my ankle. Roped in this steady 7/10 first year girl. Changed my mate's name in my phone to B. Vince and rang him, trying to get her to talk. Made sure she saw the contact name as Vince, even though she was too shy to talk. Sadly, as I am in a long term relationship I palmed her off to a mate who I told her was a SANFL footballer. We all ended up crashing at the same place and her face in the morning when I came clean was just gold. The slap in the face wasn't as good but I found it all funny.

Lovely.

Serves her right

 

[r dub 19]

Just the faces of some girls. On our journalism pub crawl I was wearing a moonboot because I'm coming back from ankle surgery. I'd gotten out of the boot ages ago but because the shoes with my temporary orthotics in were not suitable for going out in I went back to the moonboot for one night so I could wear a good shoe on the other foot.

Basically, I used the moonboot as the hook in my story that I was rookie-listed to the Crows and had injured my ankle. Roped in this steady 7/10 first year girl. Changed my mate's name in my phone to B. Vince and rang him, trying to get her to talk. Made sure she saw the contact name as Vince, even though she was too shy to talk. Sadly, as I am in a long term relationship I palmed her off to a mate who I told her was a SANFL footballer. We all ended up crashing at the same place and her face in the morning when I came clean was just gold. The slap in the face wasn't as good but I found it all funny.

 

[fairdinkum]

#58 Never say anything unless you are sure that everybody in the room agrees with what you are about to say.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

#58 Never say anything unless you are sure that everybody in the room agrees with what you are about to say.

Yep.

 

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#59 Always play devil's advocate

 

[Shuey]

#73 Always play devil's advocate

Efa.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

# 57 When a song is about to end on your ipod and another one comes on take out one headphone incase a really loud song comes on.

What?

 

[Armitage2Riewoldt]

Quality thread. Will read again.

Someone needs to test this for me. And it's more of a theory than a life trick...but anyway.

So chick drinks taste good but get worse the more you drink. And beer tastes better the more you drink. It is obvious that there must be an overlap at some stage.

Hence thereforth, drink chick drinks till they start tasting shit, should be around the same time the beers start tasting good.

Sadly I never tested this theory cos I was too cheap to ever buy a six pack of beers and pre-mixed drinks for the same night.

Can't really think of any proper life tricks at the moment, but will come back if I do!

 

[Schulzenfest]

#58 Troll the **** out of everyone at every opportunity

Efa.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

Quality thread. Will read again.

Someone needs to test this for me. And it's more of a theory than a life trick...but anyway.

So chick drinks taste good but get worse the more you drink. And beer tastes better the more you drink. It is obvious that there must be an overlap at some stage.

Hence thereforth, drink chick drinks till they start tasting shit, should be around the same time the beers start tasting good.

Sadly I never tested this theory cos I was too cheap to ever buy a six pack of beers and pre-mixed drinks for the same night.

Can't really think of any proper life tricks at the moment, but will come back if I do!

Or you could just drink beer and avoid being a complete ******.

 

[omit]

Quality thread. Will read again.

Someone needs to test this for me. And it's more of a theory than a life trick...but anyway.

So chick drinks taste good but get worse the more you drink. And beer tastes better the more you drink. It is obvious that there must be an overlap at some stage.

Hence thereforth, drink chick drinks till they start tasting shit, should be around the same time the beers start tasting good.

Sadly I never tested this theory cos I was too cheap to ever buy a six pack of beers and pre-mixed drinks for the same night.

Can't really think of any proper life tricks at the moment, but will come back if I do!

post is invalid as it relies on the incorrect assumption that beer doesn't taste good

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Quality thread. Will read again.

Someone needs to test this for me. And it's more of a theory than a life trick...but anyway.

So chick drinks taste good but get worse the more you drink. And beer tastes better the more you drink. It is obvious that there must be an overlap at some stage.

Hence thereforth, drink chick drinks till they start tasting shit, should be around the same time the beers start tasting good.

Sadly I never tested this theory cos I was too cheap to ever buy a six pack of beers and pre-mixed drinks for the same night.

Can't really think of any proper life tricks at the moment, but will come back if I do!

Chick drinks taste good?

 

[Caesar]

Girl drinks are too sweet. I have never understood why anyone would pay a fortune for something that's essentially designed to mask the flavour of the alcohol.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

# 57 When a song is about to end on your ipod and another one comes on take out one headphone incase a really loud song comes on.

wtf, in itunes just equalise the volumes.

#60 if you think your in with a chance, leave your car wherever you are and get a cab home, she will drink if you drink. I have to ride my bike to my car in freo now fairly hungover, and my car will most likely have a ticket, worth it.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

#61 chick drinks if your jsut with mates and only have an hour to get drunk before you go out. Beer all other times. bourbon is for bogans.

 

[nicko99]

#62 - After a night out what ever change you have left over put the money away in a money box. You could apply the some theory with any left over change after a day. (I've only been using $2, $1, $0.50 coins)

 

[coke_zero]

wtf, in itunes just equalise the volumes.

Not if you get songs from lime wire.

And chicks drinks taste good if you take it from a chick skull a lil then give it back.

 

[Hard Ball Get]

Not if you get songs from lime wire.

And chicks drinks taste good if you take it from a chick skull a lil then give it back.

#63 - Don't listen to Coke-Zero

 

[postmanpav]

Not if you get songs from lime wire.

And chicks drinks taste good if you take it from a chick skull a lil then give it back.

You must be one of about five people who still use lime wire.

 

[Shuey]

Not if you get songs from lime wire.

And chicks drinks taste good if you take it from a chick skull a lil then give it back.

Um..what?

 

[swiftdog]

#64 - more body hair = more of a man

 

[coke_zero]

#63 - Don't listen to Coke-Zero

No one does anyway, So its all good.

# 64 Dont use listerine when youve just had weetbix.

 

[rossi]

#65
add coke_zero to your ignore list and save yourself from getting dumber every time he posts.

 

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#67 Don't drink orange juice right before you brush your teeth

 

[treefingers]

#68 Don't drink orange juice right after you brush your teeth