Social Science Life Tricks.

[Affidavit]

#69/83 when licking a girl out do not say to her "can you smell fish?"

 

[Shuey]

#69 when licking a girl out do not say to her "can you smell fish?"

hahahahahah

Also, that one was supposed to be number 83.

/being a pedantic douche.

 

[Affidavit]

#84 Don't try and act like a tough English teacher on the interwebz. It's the ****ing internet.

 

[rossi]

#84 Don't try to act like a tough English teacher on the interwebz. It's the ****ing Internet.

Fixed those errors for you, champ.

 

[Caesar]

#85 Attraction for men is primarily physical. Attraction for women is primarily fiscal. Work hard and own nice things.

 

[Affidavit]

Fixed those errors for you, champ.

Thanks mate

 

[Spurk]

#86 Remove chairs and seating arrangements from bedroom to give a threeway some hope.

#87 Hard to do but, try to hold eye contact longer than chicks, random or not. For every one that thinks you're a weirdo 3 will imagine a drunken connection. (Save your pennies and get fake teeth, so you can fake smile when necessary).

 

[Brad Goodman]

#85 Attraction for men is primarily physical. Attraction for women is primarily fiscal. Work hard and own nice things.

What is attraction for Steve Fielding?

 

[Pumbi]

#86 Remove chairs and seating arrangements from bedroom to give a threeway some hope.

At first glance I thought this was one was superb, but on further analysis, I have some concerns.

(Assuming that is late at night) If you have two women in your bedroom, and you suggest that both of them should occupy your bed, I would seriously lol if one of their responses was, 'No thanks, I would prefer to just sit in this chair.'

 

[Sweaty]

#88 - Steal Mcdonalds trays go to an abandoned carpark and put them under the rear wheels of your car, with the handbrake on (assuming you have a FWD car), then go crazy with the donuts and shiz

#89 - Make sure you ar'nt doing this close to a police station (I had an officer approach me afterwards, fortunately he had a laugh and he decided to just let me go)

 

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#90 As a pedestrian it is imperative that you obey all traffic control signals

 

[Schulzenfest]

#91: Life Trick 90 is bullshit. Cars will stop for you. They may honk at you/rage at you etc., but they will stop for you.

 

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I'm just quoting the police officer who gave me a ticket for jay walking last week

 

[Schulzenfest]

#92: Don't listen to stickler cops.

Also, did he actually use the word 'imperative'? If so, lol.

 

[THRILLHO]

#69/83 when licking a girl out do not say to her "can you smell fish?"

#93.

When going down on a girl you must always start off by saying, "echo, echo, echo"

 

[Football God]

#94 If your mates egg you on to drink a quarter of the big bottle of straight vodka, don't do it. you will think for 30 mins "hey, that was nothing" then, things happen.

 

[Schulzenfest]

#95. Rule #94 can also be extended to sculling 7 cups of goon in 5 minutes, and at one point trying to scull 2 cups of goon before your mate could finish one (for the record, I didn't quite manage it, but I nearly did. Was about half a second off).

 

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#92: Don't listen to stickler cops.

Also, did he actually use the word 'imperative'? If so, lol.

yes he did say 'imperative' and it was such bullshit. I was crossing flinders lane (a one lane one way street) and was late for uni and there were no cars coming so just hoped across.

someone from immediately behind me said "hey mate what colour were those lights"

I turned around to see a cop.

I told him I was in a rush to get to a lab for uni and I checked that there weren't any cars coming the other way. But apparently that's no excuse, it's imperative to obey traffic control signals and I would be receiving a fine in the mail in the next few days.

I pretty much had to beg him for some official paper work so I could explain being late to my supervisor. for some reason he really didn't want to give me it

 

[Freak Dodgeball Accident]

That shits me man. I didn't even know it was enforced in Australia. I mean, how are people supposed to even know about it? Not like they teach you in school or anything. Did he say how much the fine was?

#96 - If you ever get bad tooth ache, get that shit checked out. You would not believe how much pain these things can put you in.

 

[BACCS]

That shits me man. I didn't even know it was enforced in Australia. I mean, how are people supposed to even know about it? Not like they teach you in school or anything. Did he say how much the fine was?

#96 - If you ever get bad tooth ache, get that shit checked out. You would not believe how much pain these things can put you in.

I know full well about that. Dad has had a minor toothache for a couple of days, put off doing anything about it, then had to get a root canal today. Painful stuff.

 

[BACCS]

yes he did say 'imperative' and it was such bullshit. I was crossing flinders lane (a one lane one way street) and was late for uni and there were no cars coming so just hoped across.

someone from immediately behind me said "hey mate what colour were those lights"

I turned around to see a cop.

I told him I was in a rush to get to a lab for uni and I checked that there weren't any cars coming the other way. But apparently that's no excuse, it's imperative to obey traffic control signals and I would be receiving a fine in the mail in the next few days.

I pretty much had to beg him for some official paper work so I could explain being late to my supervisor. for some reason he really didn't want to give me it

They seem to be cracking down on this in Adelaide too at the moment, always have to keep an eye out now.

 

[DB10]

yeah, my friend was fined for doing that a few weeks ago. I couldn't believe it when he told me.

I pretty much do that every day anyway though.

 

[Caesar]

I told him I was in a rush to get to a lab for uni and I checked that there weren't any cars coming the other way. But apparently that's no excuse, it's imperative to obey traffic control signals and I would be receiving a fine in the mail in the next few days.

I pretty much had to beg him for some official paper work so I could explain being late to my supervisor. for some reason he really didn't want to give me it

Are you sure he actually wanted to fine you? I've never been done for jaywalking, but in my experience when a cop says 'you will get a fine in the mail' it's code for 'I'm actually letting you off this time'.

They're empowered to give on-the-spot fines for stuff like that so there's no reason for them to post it out to you. You might have actually talked yourself into a ticket by putting him on the spot.

 

[rofltown]

i got caught j-walking at the colins and swanston intersection (stupid i know) cops were all over me, 3 of them asking me why i did it blah blah

let me off with a warning though thank god $60 for j-walking? **** that, especially since i just got a parking ticket

 

[r dub 19]

Got caught J walking with a few mates they took down all our details but never did anything. Another time I crossed the road in front of a cop on a bike who called me over " ay curly don't be a smart ass crossing the road dangerously"